-71   The four greatest words in the English language are, "I'm on the pill.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i thought it was "shit I'm pregnant again"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only bested by "I love anal sex."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I fucked your mom".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm on a horse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago