Admit it, at least once you have sat in school and strategized about singlehandedly saving the class if a madman with a gun showed up, amirite?

Usually it involves getting shot and having your crush visit you at the hospital, thanking you for saving their life (note the anonymousness)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then you end up having sex... right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My strategy is throwing my desk at the gunman, then rushing him and taking the gun. Took me almost 30 seconds to think of that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always do this during Lockdowns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have but half the day I wouldn't have to because my teacher is an ex cop and always carries a weapon, safest classroom in the school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I beat the shit out of the first gun man and then shoot him once in the shin so he wont do anymore harm and then hunt down the rest of the intruders (usually only one more ) he sees a girl and shoots and u take the bullet and then kill him. Save the girl, get a medal, be awesome. Then I think about if I could stop time or be a robot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do this every time we have an assembly, and also when I'm bored in class. My strategies usually involve a lot of parkour-style jumping, swinging on overhead projectors and lamps, and climbing on pipes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also think about if someone broke into my house. I always imagine taking a knife and going under my bed. When he walks by the be I'll slash his shins. Then I quickly shimmy from under the bed, kick him in the nuts, and then take his gun. I wouldn't kill him, just break his arms and/or legs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not the shins go for the Achilles tendon so he can no loner walk (info achilles tendon connects your leg to your foot do if you cut that you have no control of your foot)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever I'm putting big kitchen knives away, I imagine ninja-slashing a would-be-murderer across the face, in an x. But then I feel bad and my I add calling the ambulance after calling 911 to the story...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My teachers have this school-issued giant red bucket in each classroom that they're told not to open unless it's an emergency... So I'd probably grab the bucket and open it hoping for a gun, but instead get some bandages or antiseptic. -_-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Antiseptic to the eye hurts like a bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hm... true... true...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would sky uppercut the bitch and stab him in the eye socket with sharpened pencil.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ugh I need to stop reading reddit and amirite

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow everyones fantasies are so awesome! Mines boring. So the gunman comes in and asks for a specific person. It's usually my crush. I would then say it was me. When he asks why a girl like me has a boy name, I would say, "oh? Two balls and a penis says otherwise". Then he would shoot me, and i would die. And my crush would cry over me, screaming WHY DIDNT I ASK HER OUT??? WHYYYY??? And then I would rise from my grave and say I loved him and it would be happily ever after.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember thinking about this in woodwork. With all the hammers and circular saws and chisels. I'd turn on the table saw and launch pieces of wood at the gunman guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine always involves me sacrificing myself for someone defenseless and getting shot. Then, when the gunman faces the class, I slowly rise, and as dramatic music plays, I give an inspirational speech about how I would never let down my friends, then I would tackle him. I later wake up in the hospital, and get medals and get to talk to the president and whatnot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm loving the part about talking to the president :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I tend to think of where I can hide so the gunman cant see me if he looks in the window of the door...heheheh...

by Anonymous 12 years ago