-161 You know your mom is pretty cool when you tell her the rumor about you giving your boyfriend a handjob during lunch, she gives you a hive five and says "I hope he liked it!", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, it means she's a cougar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really since she's been married to my dad for 25 years and he's older then her!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, sorry for the bad spelling people. It's supposed to be job during lunch. I suck at typing on my iPod!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how the fuck is that bad spelling?? you obviously wrote hand in front of job...that much of an error in that context is very improbable to only have been accidental.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why would you eventell your mom that that's just awkward

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what's even cooler, when you give him a handjob in front of her and she gives you helpful tips and advice.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Uh, God love ya.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Mean Girls!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*You know your mom doesn't exist when

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel like this is how my mom would react as well. AND SHE IS VERY REAL.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You had a typo right? You meant to say "You know your mom is irresponsible and act like a preteen when..." ...Right?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

By the use of the word "rumor" I assumed that this didn't actually happen, and the mother is simply laughing at the absurdity of the situation rather than berating her daughter over something that never even occurred. So, unless I misunderstood, yeah. Cool mom.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Great parenting, I'd say.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

All jokes about her mom aside, "hive five"?

by Anonymous 11 years ago