+1,534 If gay people are fruity, then straight people are veggies and bisexuals are tomatos, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, tomatoes are fruit...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're both.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How are they both?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Botanically fruit, culinarily vegetable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks. I was looking at it from a biological perspective.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Before I'm downvoted into oblivion, let me elaborate on what anon just said. "Vegetable" is only a culinary term, not a scientific one. "Fruit" meanwhile has a specific scientific definition. Any plant can be a vegetable (including fruits like tomatoes and cucumbers).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was just curious as to how you would explain it. It's a fruit, but like you said there's an unofficial culinary definition. I don't think chefs or Congress should get to decide what's a fruit and what's a vegetable, and the tomato thing gets to me. It's so clearly the ovary and seeds of a plant! I understand how people would say green beans are a vegetable instead of a fruit, but not tomatoes! I spent a month learning basically everything there is to know about plants and their classifications, so this stuff is still on my mind, haha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You tell 'em

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I voted for this in "just in" to be on the homepage... I feel so proud to see i helped XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I HOPE I GROW UP TO BE AS COOL AS YOU

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks so much guys! I have to give credit to my friend Joelle though. She was the one who actually came up with it. I thought it was hysterical, so I had to put it on here! She doesn't know about this site, so I put it on here for her. If it gets big, I'll tell her though!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can transgenders be V8? It tastes like fruit juice, but it has vegetables in it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're saying trans people are gay but straight? What if they're bisexual? :P And either way, being transgender technically doesn't make much difference as to whether you're gay or straight, and it definitely wouldn't make you both.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope. I'm saying trangendered people taste surprisingly fruity despite their high vegetable content. But I do know a few trans people who identify as gay but straight since their biological gender is the the opposite of their sexual preference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Tom-ah-toes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

**Taw-May-Ters

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

First time I've ever been called a tomatoe...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Straight people are basic. Gay people are acidic and Bisexuals are amphoteric.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why not cucumbers or avocados??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/73176

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That brings back the memories of how deranged my childhood was...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If straight people are vegetables, then gays are insomniacs and bisexuals are narcoleptic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a gay insomniac.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you for proving my point. Wanna go get a coffee sometime?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd love to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I don't wanna be a veggie :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO. I'M BACON.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck that. I'm gonna be a stegosaurus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The superhumans would be the genetically engineered crops.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And some people would be spoiled and nasty and all bug-infested.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Understanding is realizing that ketchup is technically a smoothie. Bi people are smooth? I don't get it. Oh well, have this picture. http://ctrlv.in/73198 Mmm dat ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DAT ASS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, just as I said. Cmon, srsly bro?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And homophobes are those fatty fast food junkies who refuse to have any healthy food and only eat french fries and chips all day. ...But are secretly in denial for a nice, big cucumber IFYAKNOWWHATAHMEAN. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought veggies were straight people though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I know it's not that important, but I haven't been on this site for a couple months now because of how busy I've been with my school. I decided to log in today, and found my post to be PotD! I'm so glad I got to see it on there. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i get called Tomato a lot wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

UMAMI!

by Anonymous 12 years ago