+199 Apparently now, Rihanna and Britney Spears are picking out random guys at their concerts and giving them lapdances on stage. It's a little funny, though, that no one has considered the fact, that they're all probably gay, since they went to Rihanna and Britney Spears concerts, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I honestly don't mean this offensively. Not in a cruel kind of way anyway. I support all sexualities. Except for maybe the one with the animals. That's just some fucked up shit, that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It appears an animal lover disagrees with you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It makes sense then, to give straight guys a reason to go to their concerts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By giving gay guys lap dances?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Because if a straight guy hears there's a chance he might get a lapdance at this concert, it'll make him more likely to go to it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess. But don't you think it's cheaper to go to a strip club?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was just trying to make a joke mate, no need to read so much into it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah but saying "I got a lap dance from Britney/Rihanna" is better than "I got a lap dance from a stranger at a strip club."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

too many commas

by Anonymous 11 years ago