+1,021 The most controversial spell in the Wizarding World is "Fetus Deletus," amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HAH abortion's always funny when harry potter's involved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always thought the abortion spell would be "miscargio"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A miscarriage is not the same thing as an abortion...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically it is. "In medical (and veterinary) contexts, the word "abortion" refers to any process by which a pregnancy ends with the death and removal or expulsion of the fetus, regardless of whether it is spontaneous or intentionally induced."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

U dont gotta be such a smarty, smarty!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Abortion's always funny --when-- --Harry-- --Potters-- --involved--

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IT RHYMES it must be true

by Anonymous 12 years ago

INB4 shit storm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Gayus Begonus.. that one's pretty controversial

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. It's like Harry's vision. It just can't get corrected.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can imagine terrorists running around a city, cursing random pregnant women and shouting "NO KID FOR YOU!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

New Unforgivable Curse on the way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

totally read that as feh-tus deh-leh-tus at first :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What in the Lord's good name?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

woah we got both God_Almighty and God_the_Almighty commenting on a post stating a joke about wizards and abortion. I'm surprised this thread hasn't spontaneously destroyed itself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, when your this popular, you're gonna get posers. Just ask Buddha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've always wanted to correct God. - you're*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you always wondered what it's like to be smited? I can arrange it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Touché.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shoopus Mah Whoopus

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aah Latin, where sex is just a number....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And panus is just bread... (for those of you non-Romans, the "a" is long)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and anus is just an old lady.... http://alltheragefaces.com/face/laughing-lol-crazy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's this cool thing called ctrlV...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah i know about it but for some reason i can't get it to work.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can't decline 'sex' in Latin. Literally hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They should make this POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Harry Potter+Controversial and Relatable World Topic=PROFIT?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's pronounced fetUS deletus. Not FEtus deletus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It seems nobody likes a good Hermione reference these days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen this somewhere before. It's really funny though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean the most used spell. As if hermione came this far without gettin knocked up once or twice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"VICTORRRRR KUMMMMMMM"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was reading this as 'Feces Deletus' for the longest time. Which, you know, would still be rather odd... wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but just imagine, you wouldn't have to wait awkwardly in a public bathroom for everyone to leave. All you would have to do is pull out your wand

by Anonymous 12 years ago

while we're on the subject, happy magic week everyone :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol this is the nerdiest sentence I've ever read. Plus ten dork points!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just one question, how gay did you become after you hit send? Because as nerdy as it is, its also super gay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bye bye now, AVADA KEDARVA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I'm still here... Because magic is fake.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope, different Anon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? All of the anonymous posts in this conversation were me if that's what you mean..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That weant right over your head, kinda like how my ejaculate went right over your mother's head.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's not much to get in your "joke". Mostly because I'm not sure which comment you're referring to. But feel free to ejaculate on my mother. She was a nasty skank and she had AIDS.. So good luck there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because it's a simple joke, yet you failed to comprehend it. I'll ejaculate all over the goddamn place. She HAD AIDS? What happened to it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It killed her.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seems legit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Explain your joke because I really don't see anything funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not meant to be funny in and of itself, it's supposed to have it's humor derived from how stupid it is. ASWCC used the killing curse on you, which "killed" you. You claimed to still be alive, however, because magic doesn't work. I called bullshit on this, in favor of magic being real, and took advantage of you being Anon to do so. As an Anon, you are completely indistinguishable from any other Anon, so I simply claimed you to be an Anon different from the original (you). The intention was the one could read my comment, and see that I'm claiming the curse DID work, that you had died, and a different Anon simply came to take your place. This, in turn, would be so silly and outrageous that one may find a bit of humor in this. Others, such as yourself, may simply not get the idea and ask me to explain it. TL:DR - Fuck you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I said it was just me, no one else and you told me I didn't get it, after I obviously had gotten it. So you're the stupid one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Exactly, you said it was just you, followed by an "If that's what you're talking about". That's immediately indicative that you didn't get the joke. And you also asked me to explain it, which is flatout admission that you didn't get it. Plus, I'm probably smarter than you'll ever hope to be.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you feel better now? Putting others down so that you don't hate yourself is terrible... Invest in some therapy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes I do. You're a funny person, you made me giggle. Therapy wouldn't work for me, because I refuse to let it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too bad for you, you'll be falsely self important forever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now you're just pulling things out of your ass. Where did I say I was important? I simply said I was smarter than you, and that's the only thing I said about myself. And who are you to say I'm falsely important? You don't know who I am or who I know, now do you know my value to anyone. And how can one be falsely self-important? It seems impossible to value one's self more than one's self values one's self.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The fact that you needed to lord your superior intelligence over me suggests you feel that you, as a person, are more important than I am. Which is false.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You declared me to be "the stupid one". Is that not "lording" your superior intellect? And it's not a strict indicator that I feel I'm more important than you, it only means I think I'm smarter than you. And again, who are you to judge my value? How can you be so sure that it's false that I'm not more imporant than you? I'm important to myself, my fiancee, my family, my friends, my dog, etc. I'd say it's entirely possible that I'm more important than you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Congrats..?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're awful at this arguing thing. Is that your resignation?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's my confusion at why you felt the need to tell me why you're so important. As if you might not believe it yourself so you have to validate yourself to others.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's called presenting evidence in order to validate a point. My point was, in fact, that I am important. It was wise to validate it to you because we are arguing, and that's a vital component of arguing. You're literally one of the worst debaters I've ever seen. You seem unable to recognize the most basic and key factor to being able to last longer than a second in an argument/debate. I will take THAT as you ceceding. Good day, sir or madam.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do I know its evidence and not just something you've made up to suit your needs? Maybe I don't feel as though we're arguing or debating.?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People, people. Let's all just calm down. No need to get violent now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What are dork points redeemable for?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

These semi fashionable nerd eye wear!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SCORE!!! I'm gonna start savin up now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The most useful is Pretego Imprego.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Accio fetus!~

by Anonymous 12 years ago