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The most controversial spell in the Wizarding World is "Fetus Deletus," amirite?

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I can imagine terrorists running around a city, cursing random pregnant women and shouting "NO KID FOR YOU!"

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

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HAH abortion's always funny when harry potter's involved.

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under_score

In response to “HAH abortion's always funny when harry...

I always thought the abortion spell would be "miscargio"

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Anonymous

In response to “I always thought the abortion spell would be...

A miscarriage is not the same thing as an abortion...

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Rocky Rocky

In response to “A miscarriage is not the same thing as an...

Technically it is. "In medical (and veterinary) contexts, the word "abortion" refers to any process by which a pregnancy ends with the death and removal or expulsion of the fetus, regardless of whether it is spontaneous or intentionally induced."

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SpearmintMilk SpearmintMilk

In response to “HAH abortion's always funny when harry...

Abortion's always funny when Harry Potters involved

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Anonymous

IT RHYMES
it must be true

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Favvkes Favvkes

INB4 storm

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Anonymous

Or Gayus Begonus.. that one's pretty controversial

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Fabs Fabs

In response to “Or Gayus Begonus.. that one's pretty controversial

No. It's like Harry's vision. It just can't get corrected.

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SuperFastJellyFish SuperFastJellyFish

I can imagine terrorists running around a city, cursing random pregnant women and shouting "NO KID FOR YOU!"

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “I can imagine terrorists running around a...

New Unforgivable Curse on the way.

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Albert_Einstein Albert_Einstein

Seriously...? More Harry Potter stuff?

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Anonymous

In response to “Seriously...? More Harry Potter stuff?

At least this time we can understand it

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ilikefurrywolves4815 ilikefurrywolves4815

In response to “At least this time we can understand it

That's true, but I'd rather see Harry Potter do something really magical and disappear.

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Anonymous

In response to “That's true, but I'd rather see Harry Potter...

Unfortunately no one performed a Fetus Deletus on him when his mom was pregnant with him.

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

In response to “Unfortunately no one performed a Fetus...

Lord Voldemort was a tad bit late.

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Anonymous

In response to “Lord Voldemort was a tad bit late.

I'M HERE NOW

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Jarden Jarden

In response to “I'M HERE NOW

WELL WHOOP DEE DO. You're still a good 21 years late! ONE SIMPLE SPELL MAN! and all this Harry Potter mumbo jumbo wouldn't have had to go down and YOU would still be alive. Instead, you have to wait until after the little bloke's born to try to kill him. Amateur.

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

In response to “Seriously...? More Harry Potter stuff?

Just because it's a wizard joke doesn't automatically mean it's a HP joke.

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Anonymous

In response to “Just because it's a wizard joke doesn't...

If you'll just have a quick glance up at the post and read the groups it was posted in you'll see that this is a Harry Potter post.

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Anonymous

In response to “If you'll just have a quick glance up at the...

I missed that... I liked this post better when it wasn't about Harry Potter in my mind :(

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Anonymous

In response to “I missed that... I liked this post better...

It's posted in Harry Potter because I thought that the people belonging to that group would enjoy the post.

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

In response to “It's posted in Harry Potter because I thought...

I like it. I liked it better when I thought it was a general wizard joke. Seems like every wizard joke now is a HP joke.

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Anonymous

In response to “If you'll just have a quick glance up at the...

I lol'd at how FrasierFanForever downvoted all of my comments in this thread, including the above one which is factual.

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Anonymous

In response to “I lol'd at how FrasierFanForever downvoted...

Dang I was hoping FrasierFanForever would downvote this one too...
For the lulz

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CarolineGustin CarolineGustin

In response to “Dang I was hoping FrasierFanForever would...

I'm still waiting for it haha.

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Anonymous

In response to “I'm still waiting for it haha.

We will see!

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CarolineGustin CarolineGustin

In response to “Just because it's a wizard joke doesn't...

Well it's definitely not Wizards of Waverly Place

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EpicFlameSword EpicFlameSword

In response to “Seriously...? More Harry Potter stuff?

Just be glad we haven't had AVPM or AVPS POTD yet :/

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Just be glad we haven't had AVPM or AVPS POTD...

Agreed. I don't like AVPM at all... Sort of weird for a Harry Potter fan.

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

In response to “Just be glad we haven't had AVPM or AVPS POTD...

I like AVPM and AVPS, but a lot of their fans are beyond annoying.

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Clementines Clementines

In response to “I like AVPM and AVPS, but a lot of their fans...

On amirite, it seems to serve mainly as a way for people to get lots of loves without actually coming up with anything.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Siriusly.

(d)

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Anonymous

In response to “Seriously...? More Harry Potter stuff?

Quit being such a downer. If people want to post about Harry Potter, that shouldn't be a problem. Harry Potter is a popular franchise. Deal with it.
I may be anti-female, but I am pro-Potter.

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TheMisogynist TheMisogynist

In response to “Quit being such a downer. If people want to...

"I may be anti-female, but I am pro-Potter" has to be the most round-about way of saying "virgin" ever.

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Anonymous

totally read that as feh-tus deh-leh-tus at first :P

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g_is3pic

In response to “totally read that as feh-tus deh-leh-tus at...

What in the Lord's good name?

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God_Almighty God_Almighty

In response to “What in the Lord's good name?

woah we got both God_Almighty and God_the_Almighty commenting on a post stating a joke about wizards and abortion. I'm surprised this thread hasn't spontaneously destroyed itself.

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Cgymnast7 Cgymnast7

In response to “woah we got both God_Almighty and...

Hey, when your this popular, you're gonna get posers. Just ask Buddha.

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God_Almighty God_Almighty

In response to “Hey, when your this popular, you're gonna get...

I've always wanted to correct God. - you're*

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GrandMasterHibibu GrandMasterHibibu

In response to “I've always wanted to correct God. - you're*

Have you always wondered what it's like to be smited? I can arrange it.

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God_Almighty God_Almighty

The witch/wizard must be really stupid if they didn't use the protection spell:/

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Anonymous

In response to “The witch/wizard must be really stupid if...

"WithCondomous NoProblemous"

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

In response to “The witch/wizard must be really stupid if...

Following along with post, I guess that would be 'erectus protectus' or something :/
I'm glad the author didn't give the spells in the books such cheesy names.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Following along with post, I guess that would...

Just because they would be lame in the book doesn't mean that they aren't amusing... These spells aren't suggested to be actual ones, only ones made in fun.

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

Shoopus Mah Whoopus

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Operator_X Operator_X

Aah Latin, where sex is just a number....

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Ebony_Way Ebony_Way

In response to “Aah Latin, where sex is just a number....

And panus is just bread... (for those of you non-Romans, the "a" is long)

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

In response to “and **** is just an old lady...

There's this cool thing called ctrlV...

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DerpyHooves DerpyHooves

In response to “There's this cool thing called ctrlV...

yeah i know about it but for some reason i can't get it to work.

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Ebony_Way Ebony_Way

In response to “Aah Latin, where sex is just a number....

You can't decline 'sex' in Latin.

Literally (hehe)

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Tempest_Trance Tempest_Trance

They should make this POTD.

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Anonymous

Harry Potter+Controversial and Relatable World Topic=PROFIT?!

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Montana Montana

In response to “Harry Potter+Controversial and Relatable...

Becoming a hooker seems like an easier way to profit.

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Anonymous

In response to “Becoming a hooker seems like an easier way to...

I'd get a lot of action, man.

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Montana Montana

I've seen this somewhere before. It's really funny though.

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Cydonia Cydonia

In response to “I've seen this somewhere before. It's really...

There's countless results when you Google this. This post is the perfect example for this comment: http://amirite.net/438774/1497517

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Anonymous

In response to “There's countless results when you Google...

Yes, but...

1. It has never been posted on amirite? before.
2. I did not copy and paste this post from some random site. My friend jokingly told me that "Fetus Deletus" was the spell for abortion, and I thought it was funny, so I originally rewrote it in a post saying how it was controversial.

Why are you people so inclined to criticize a post's originality? Not saying that you haven't, but most of the time, the said criticizers never had heard about the joke until they googled it. Just enjoy the post! Maybe it isn't the most original thing ever, but it is original to amirite? and at least rewritten so that it isn't word-for-word.

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

In response to “Yes, but... 1. It has never been posted on...

The whole "It's original on Amirite" argument just doesn't work. The fact of the matter is it's against the rules to post unoriginal ideas. As a lot of people saw, Shun posted something unoriginal which made it to POTD but then got the credit taken away because it was not her idea.

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Anonymous

In response to “The whole "It's original on Amirite"...

But I made it an original idea by using the spell's name and relating it to society.

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

In response to “But I made it an original idea by using the...

That was hardly enough to make it an original idea. The central idea of this post is 'Fetus Deletus', without it you have nothing.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “That was hardly enough to make it an original...

But if I had just wrote, "The spell for abortion is 'Fetus Deletus,'" that wouldn't be very funny.

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

In response to “But if I had just wrote, "The spell for...

The original idea wasn't like that either. I'm not saying this is completely unoriginal, just that the basic idea is not.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “The original idea wasn't like that either...

I agree. Thank you for being one of the few members of this website who make good arguments!

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Evanhaubner Evanhaubner OP

In response to “I agree. Thank you for being one of the few...

If you think about it, nothing is ever original anymore. One either hears it from someone else or reads it (watches it, listens to it, whatever they so choose). then, without consciously knowing one is being repetitive, one will post it. Honestly, why question a post's originality? It is witty and fun, regardless. I would bet that any post on any site was taken previously from another source, whether consciously or unconsciously.

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Hiei Hiei

In response to “If you think about it, nothing is ever...

You'd lose that bet.
http://amirite.net/658067
What source was this post taken from, aside from my own personal experience?

The fact is, it is against the rules to post anything from another person or website.

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Anonymous

In response to “If you think about it, nothing is ever...

Also, I think the fact that you upvoted your own comment means I win this debate.

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Anonymous

In response to “Also, I think the fact that you upvoted your...

Upvoted my comment? I didn't "upvote my own comment."
In addition, a debate is defined as a formal argument in which opposing arguments are put forward. I was merely stating an opinion, otherwise you'd have "lost this (nonexistent) debate" long ago. I was not trying to argue any cases for or against this post, and there is a great difference between a statement of opinion and an argument.
Honestly,is there any point in carrying this further?

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Hiei Hiei

In response to “Upvoted my comment? I didn't "upvote my...

At the time I posted my comment, you had upvoted it. You're right, there is no point carrying this on. I was just being a ****.

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Anonymous

In response to “There's countless results when you Google...

So now we shamelessly self-promote comments too? Well, two can play at that game. http://amirite.net/661792/1515618

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Anonymous

In response to “So now we shamelessly self-promote comments...

Well, it was a fitting comment, amirite?

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Anonymous

In response to “Well, it was a fitting comment, amirite?

Yes,I just desperately need attention.

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Anonymous

In response to “Yes,I just desperately need attention.

I loved and upvoted your comment. Yay attention!

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Anonymous

In response to “I loved and upvoted your comment. Yay attention!

Step 1: Desperately beg for attention

Step 2: Receive loves

I NEED ATTENTION!11!

Now let the loves come pouring in!

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Anonymous

In response to “Step 1: Desperately beg for attention Step...

You should love it yourself, just to give it a head start.

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Anonymous

Anonymous

In response to “Step 1: Desperately beg for attention Step...

That's how I got my most loved comment, lol.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

You mean the most used spell. As if hermione came this far without gettin knocked up once or twice.

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twat_waffle twat_waffle

In response to “You mean the most used spell. As if hermione...

"VICTORRRRR KUMMMMMMM"

+1444304 Reply

Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “"VICTORRRRR KUMMMMMMM"

"Actually, we don't really talk at all. Victors more of a physical being"- Hermione

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_Ashlie_ _Ashlie_

I was reading this as 'Feces Deletus' for the longest time.
Which, you know, would still be rather odd... (wary)

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Tempest_Trance Tempest_Trance

In response to “I was reading this as 'Feces Deletus' for the...

but just imagine, you wouldn't have to wait awkwardly in a public bathroom for everyone to leave. All you would have to do is pull out your wand

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Anonymous

while we're on the subject, happy magic week everyone :)

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Anonymous

In response to “while we're on the subject, happy magic week...

Lol this is the nerdiest sentence I've ever read.

Plus ten dork points!

+33532 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “(d)

Just one question, how gay did you become after you hit send?

Because as nerdy as it is, its also super gay.

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Anonymous

In response to “Just one question, how gay did you become...

bye bye now, AVADA KEDARVA!

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Anonymous

In response to “bye bye now, AVADA KEDARVA!

But I'm still here... Because magic is fake.

+123119 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “But I'm still here... Because magic is fake.

Nope, different Anon.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “Nope, different Anon.

What?

All of the anonymous posts in this conversation were me if that's what you mean..

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Anonymous

In response to “What? All of the anonymous posts in this...

That weant right over your head, kinda like how my **** went right over your mother's head.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “That weant right over your head, kinda like...

There's not much to get in your "joke". Mostly because I'm not sure which comment you're referring to. But feel free to ** on my mother. She was a nasty ** and she had AIDS.. So good luck there.

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Anonymous

In response to “There's not much to get in your...

That's because it's a simple joke, yet you failed to comprehend it. I'll **** all over the goddamn place. She HAD AIDS? What happened to it?

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “That's because it's a simple joke, yet you...

It killed her.

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Anonymous

In response to “It killed her.

Seems legit.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “That's because it's a simple joke, yet you...

Explain your joke because I really don't see anything funny.

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Anonymous

In response to “Explain your joke because I really don't see...

It's not meant to be funny in and of itself, it's supposed to have it's humor derived from how stupid it is. ASWCC used the killing curse on you, which "killed" you. You claimed to still be alive, however, because magic doesn't work. I called **** on this, in favor of magic being real, and took advantage of you being Anon to do so. As an Anon, you are completely indistinguishable from any other Anon, so I simply claimed you to be an Anon different from the original (you). The intention was the one could read my comment, and see that I'm claiming the curse DID work, that you had died, and a different Anon simply came to take your place. This, in turn, would be so silly and outrageous that one may find a bit of humor in this. Others, such as yourself, may simply not get the idea and ask me to explain it.

TL:DR - **** you.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “It's not meant to be funny in and of itself...

And I said it was just me, no one else and you told me I didn't get it, after I obviously had gotten it. So you're the stupid one.

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Anonymous

In response to “And I said it was just me, no one else and...

Exactly, you said it was just you, followed by an "If that's what you're talking about". That's immediately indicative that you didn't get the joke. And you also asked me to explain it, which is flatout admission that you didn't get it.

Plus, I'm probably smarter than you'll ever hope to be.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “Exactly, you said it was just you, followed...

Do you feel better now? Putting others down so that you don't hate yourself is terrible... Invest in some therapy.

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Anonymous

In response to “Do you feel better now? Putting others down...

Yes I do. You're a funny person, you made me giggle. Therapy wouldn't work for me, because I refuse to let it.

+32623 Reply

Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “Yes I do. You're a funny person, you made me...

Too bad for you, you'll be falsely self important forever.

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Anonymous

In response to “Too bad for you, you'll be falsely self...

Now you're just pulling things out of your ****. Where did I say I was important? I simply said I was smarter than you, and that's the only thing I said about myself. And who are you to say I'm falsely important? You don't know who I am or who I know, now do you know my value to anyone. And how can one be falsely self-important? It seems impossible to value one's self more than one's self values one's self.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “Now you're just pulling things out of your...

The fact that you needed to lord your superior intelligence over me suggests you feel that you, as a person, are more important than I am. Which is false.

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Anonymous

In response to “The fact that you needed to lord your...

You declared me to be "the stupid one". Is that not "lording" your superior intellect? And it's not a strict indicator that I feel I'm more important than you, it only means I think I'm smarter than you. And again, who are you to judge my value? How can you be so sure that it's false that I'm not more imporant than you? I'm important to myself, my fiancee, my family, my friends, my dog, etc. I'd say it's entirely possible that I'm more important than you.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “You declared me to be "the stupid...

Congrats..?

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Anonymous

In response to “Congrats..?

You're awful at this arguing thing. Is that your resignation?

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “You're awful at this arguing thing. Is that...

That's my confusion at why you felt the need to tell me why you're so important. As if you might not believe it yourself so you have to validate yourself to others.

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Anonymous

In response to “That's my confusion at why you felt the need...

It's called presenting evidence in order to validate a point. My point was, in fact, that I am important. It was wise to validate it to you because we are arguing, and that's a vital component of arguing. You're literally one of the worst debaters I've ever seen. You seem unable to recognize the most basic and key factor to being able to last longer than a second in an argument/debate. I will take THAT as you ceceding.

Good day, sir or madam.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “It's called presenting evidence in order to...

How do I know its evidence and not just something you've made up to suit your needs? Maybe I don't feel as though we're arguing or debating.?

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Anonymous

In response to “Lol this is the nerdiest sentence I've ever...

What are dork points redeemable for?

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ScottyD

In response to “What are dork points redeemable for?

These semi fashionable nerd eye wear!

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Anonymous

In response to “These semi fashionable nerd eye wear!

SCORE!!! I'm gonna start savin up now.

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ScottyD

The most useful is Pretego Imprego.

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Anonymous

Accio fetus!~

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