+194 Alice in Wonderland fan: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Amirite fan: "Sometimes I make as many as six original posts before breakfast." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1: You hate orange juice with the pulp, amirite? 2: Usually when you have breakfast, it's just cereal or a pop tart, not some huge meal like on the tv. amirite? 3: You obliterate people who get in the way of your morning cup o' joe, amirite? 4: When you were a kid, the best mornings were the ones where you woke up to dry sheets. amirite? 5: You don't understand why you should bring your parents breakfast in bed. Who the hell's gonna do that for me? amirite? 6: Your posts are best at a certain time of day, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you forget 6 after breakfast

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a magnet on my fridge (the first quote).

by Anonymous 12 years ago