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Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?

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THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS ANYONE HERE A JEW?!?!?!?

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YeahIAm

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reminds me of The Hangover...

+213615 Reply

mNmL0ver14 mNmL0ver14

Cavities can be some serious shit, bro.

+4870226 Reply

Shun Shun

In response to “Cavities can be some serious shit, bro.

"Dental cavities accounted for 4 deaths in 2004 (3 in 2001)" !
GAHHHHH OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE LHSADGBFYSIVDBCKUAVJERFMJBHRFVAT

+1232201 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “"Dental cavities accounted for 4 deaths...

The number of deaths is increasing! Cavities are the next cancer!!!!!!

+1534192 Reply

Mary Mary

I don't understand why anyone would actually want to become a dentist/orthodontist unless they had some kind of tooth fetish.

+94334 Reply

Javvie Javvie

In response to “I don't understand why anyone would actually...

"Open wide... let me see those pearly whites... oh yeah... right there... a little wider... let me throw some fluoride on that shit..."

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

In response to “I don't understand why anyone would actually...

Maybe people have realistic dreams? Unlike some teenagers that want to be movie stars and unrealistic **** like that.

+3755182 Reply

YeahIAm

In response to “I don't understand why anyone would actually...

Then I don't really know what this says about my mom...

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Dentist's daughter

In response to “I don't understand why anyone would actually...

I like to think dentists are just the people that went to med school, realized they didn't want to be a doctor, but found themselves to far in to quit.

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open_mind_open_soul open_mind_open_soul

Anonymous

In response to “Seinfeld

I've honestly heard that so many places, I didn't know where to quote it from. Thanks, though.

+12221 Reply

open_mind_open_soul open_mind_open_soul

Nobody likes dentists anyway. "Come and be a dentist! You'll make thousands of little kids cry!"

+204222 Reply

Meap Meap

In response to “Nobody likes dentists anyway. "Come and...

The ultimate payback for a childhood bully victim...

+42319 Reply

Jules

In response to “The ultimate payback for a childhood bully...

Yeah, this will pinch a little bit. Load of crap. They're sticking a needle in your mouth!

+102919 Reply

Meap Meap

In response to “Nobody likes dentists anyway. "Come and...

Hey, man. Why you gotta hate on dentists? Without them, we'd have ugly teeth full of plaque and shizz...

+466317 Reply

Respect

In response to “Hey, man. Why you gotta hate on dentists?...

I didn't mean to offend anyone, just saying.
But if we'd just brush our teeth we wouldn't have ugly teeth full of plaque and shizz.

+32623 Reply

Meap Meap

In response to “I didn't mean to offend anyone, just saying...

You can still get plaque when brushing your teeth. And most people dont brush their gums, or the BACK of their teeth properly (bc it's hard to reach that area) so they get plaque buildup back there.

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anonymous

In response to “You can still get plaque when brushing your...

But what if they do?

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Meap Meap

In response to “But what if they do?

And then there are the people that don't..

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Boufaka Boufaka

In response to “Nobody likes dentists anyway. "Come and...

In elementary school, this girl in my class told me she wanted to be a dentist. When I told her that kids are afraid of dentists and that she'd be persueing a job that made children cry, she said "Yeah, why do you think I want to do it?"

+102717 Reply

AwkwardMoments1 AwkwardMoments1

In response to “In elementary school, this girl in my class...

That so reminds me of a friend of mine.

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Meap Meap

I'd rather be a gynecologist (hello)

+2746191 Reply

Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

In response to “I'd rather be a gynecologist (hello)

OH GOD!!! SHE'S GOT GENITAL HERPES!! IS ANYONE HERE A GYNECOLOGIST??

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

In response to “OH GOD!!! SHE'S GOT GENITAL HERPES!! IS...

Dude, shit happens.

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Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

In response to “Dude, shit happens.

Jesus has a phone.

Gotta get those instant prayers, aye?

+62115 Reply

Albert_Einstein Albert_Einstein

"OH MY GOD! HE HAS A SMALL CUT ON THE BACK OF HIS HAND! DOES ANYONE HERE GIVE A SHIT?!"

+1935161 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “"OH MY GOD! HE HAS A SMALL CUT ON THE...

I'll give him my shit, but you'll have to give me a few seconds.

+2949201 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “and a laxative

Trust me, these bowels don't need any assistants.

+1538232 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

"OH MY GOD THIS LADY IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! IS ANYBODY HERE A DOCTOR?"

"No, but I'm a dentist."

"....IS ANYBODY HERE AN ACTUAL DOCTOR?"

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God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “"OH MY GOD THIS LADY IS HAVING A HEART...

If I was a doctor and something like that happened, I'd hide it.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “If I was a doctor and something like that...

If they found you out, you could be sued, couldn't you?

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_Jojo_ _Jojo_

In response to “If they found you out, you could be sued...

I'm really not sure how that would play out legally.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “I'm really not sure how that would play out...

I think doctors and nurses are legally obligated to help out in emergency situation. You might have to have your ID or license on you, though. Otherwise, you might be blamed if the person dies. The same goes for off-duty police officers and firemen, I think. They are obligated to perform CPR if it is needed.

+62721 Reply

_Jojo_ _Jojo_

In response to “I //think// doctors and nurses are legally...

This guy pulled a lady from being hit by a car. She bruised a rib. She sued him for 10,000.

+12322 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “This guy pulled a lady from being hit by a...

Okay, that is just ridiculous. Did she win the case?

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_Jojo_ _Jojo_

In response to “Okay, that is just ridiculous. Did she win...

I don't actually know, sorry. I just heard about it a couple of years ago.

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “This guy pulled a lady from being hit by a...

By 10,000 I mean $10,000.. just before I get questioned about it.

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “This guy pulled a lady from being hit by a...

yeah that's kind of true.
I remember a article about a man who helped this old lady who fell down and brought her to the hospital.
she sued him and said he was the cause of it.
The courts rued in her favor because "Why else would you help her so much if you didn't cause it"

my grandparents agreed to this and said that that's true and is the right thing to do.... kind of **** up right? but ppl do this.

This also applies to the 2 year old in china that got run over I think.

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

Anonymous

In response to “This guy pulled a lady from being hit by a...

I thought that couldn't happen (in the US, anyways) because of the good samaritan law?

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Javvie Javvie

In response to “I'm really not sure how that would play out...

You could be done for negligence since you owe a duty of care and would be breaching that duty by not acting.

+52318 Reply

ActionMan

That's happened to me three times.

+72316 Reply

Clementines Clementines

In response to “That's happened to me three times.

One for each clementine?

+234118 Reply

Mehi Mehi

THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS ANYONE HERE A JEW?!?!?!?

+1181462846 Reply

YeahIAm

In response to “THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS...

Throw a penny. You'll find one

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TOMxRIDDLE TOMxRIDDLE

huh, that's weird, my dentist is number one on my speed dial in case of emergency... (wary)

+2344212 Reply

alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

Why would you fly if you were 9 months pregnant?

+194021 Reply

BigTRex BigTRex

In response to “Why would you fly if you were 9 months pregnant?

Why would you over-analyse something if you know its a joke?

+2345221 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “Why would you over-analyse something if you...

I like jokes that can stand up to scrutiny (wary)

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “I like jokes that can stand up to scrutiny (wary)

Fine than. Maybe the baby was premature.

ARE YOU HAPPY????

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God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “Fine than. Maybe the baby was premature. ARE...

Yeah.

Still, imagine having to help bring a baby onto a plane. The rest of the passengers would hate you for the rest of the flight.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Yeah. Still, imagine having to help bring a...

Yeah, they would.

"STOP KICKING MY SEAT!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME, WILL SOMEBODY MAKE THAT STUPID BABY SHUT UP?"

+52419 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “Why would you fly if you were 9 months pregnant?

You can go into labour without being full term...

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twisted_memories twisted_memories

So that could happen.

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Anonymous

Great POTD, best in a while.

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woot

In response to “Great POTD, best in a while.

You might be right, but I still find that kind of sad.

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Boufaka Boufaka

"No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night..."

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Sean Sean

What if you're a secret agent and while you're sleeping, your enemy finds your location and clips a small bomb to the back of your tooth. Then the next morning while you're eating your bowl of Mini Wheats, you can feel something there (and hear the ticking) and realize you're going to blow up pretty soon. So you hit up your family dentist for an appointment and he pulls out that tooth before the bomb can go off, thereby saving your life and saving the people that you will save in the future. 'Cause you're a secret agent and stuff.

Dentists one, doctors zero. (cool)

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boxtop

In response to “What if you're a secret agent and while...

If I was a dentist, I'd never go to your house if you had a bomb in your tooth.

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YeahIAm

In response to “What if you're a secret agent and while...

Now the secret agent is missing a tooth, most likely ruining his badass secret agent smile not to mention deterring his ability to knash and slash food.
And while I'm playing devil's advocate here, if the spy's enemy was able to sneak up on him, why didn't he just shoot him or light him on fire right away?

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

In response to “What if you're a secret agent and while...

Because a doctor can't remove a tooth?

+1330171 Reply

Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Because a doctor can't remove a tooth?

because a doctor isnt qualified to take out a tooth. Anyone can pull a tooth out. But not like a motha fukin dentist can.

+32724 Reply

etsrujtyjktkyukyuk

In response to “because a doctor isnt qualified to take out a...

If you've got a bomb in your tooth, you don't really give a **** how it's done, do you?

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “If you've got a bomb in your tooth, you don't...

well if you had the option of a doctor or a dentist i would take the dentist of course. Doctors ie GP's wouldnt have the tools to take out a tooth straight away. Its not like they carry around mini pliers at their work.

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etsrujtyjktkyukyuk

In response to “well if you had the option of a doctor or a...

Fair enough. It would definitely be preferable for a dentist, it just wouldn't be necessary.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Fair enough. It would definitely be...

churr. if we are talking about absolute necessities i dont think you would need either. I would just grab my garden pliers and yank the shit out of it.

+62115 Reply

etsrujtyjktkyukyuk

In response to “If you've got a bomb in your tooth, you don't...

I mean i like a joke that can stand up to scrutiny as much as the next wolf but your being redonkulous.

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etsrujtyjktkyukyuk

In response to “Sorry :c

now i feel bad. Courage wolf. HEY ITS FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS GUY!

+52116 Reply

etsrujtyjktkyukyuk

Dentists have the second-highest suicide rates of any profession. Terrorists have the first-highest.

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My cat is Sila

In response to “Dentists have the second-highest suicide...

You have a source or did you just randomly make that up?

+62721 Reply

YeahIAm

In response to “Dentists have the second-highest suicide...

....what yeahiam said, sounds like bs

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “Dentists have the second-highest suicide...

OMG I LOVE CATS

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etsrujtyjktkyukyuk

Terrorism is a profession?

+32421 Reply

Meap Meap

In response to “Terrorism is a profession?

I heard the pay was a bang.

+1938193 Reply

Comrade Comrade

In response to “I heard the pay was a bang.

Lovely.

+32017 Reply

Meap Meap

In response to “I heard the pay was a bang.

I like how that works on two levels.
Nice.

+22220 Reply

Ram27 Ram27

In response to “I heard the pay was a bang.

Dutdut-tsh.

+1229171 Reply

BrianH BrianH

This is the first post in a while that actually made me laugh out loud :)

+42420 Reply

FlyingMintBunny FlyingMintBunny

In response to “This is the first post in a while that...

You said that on mine which was 11 days ago. How is that a long time ago?

+621151 Reply

KirstenAnn KirstenAnn

In response to “You said that on mine which was 11 days ago...

11 days is an awfully long time in the life expectancy of a flyingmintbunny.

+12120 Reply

Fitzkrieg Fitzkrieg

No Chauncys on POTD. :(

+82618 Reply

Rashed Rashed

In response to “No Chauncys on POTD. :(

I think Chauncy's gone.

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

In response to “No Chauncys on POTD. :(

What are you talking about? He made an anon comment (y)

+72114 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “No Chauncys on POTD. :(

Patience, young grasshopper. The day is still young.

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Anonymous

In response to “Patience, young grasshopper. The day is still...

I eat grasshoppers for breakfast! Then I cough 'em up for lunch! Then I take a nap! Then I whip out my "don't f with me" face if you wake me up.

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My cat is Sila

Who the **** is the anon that voted every single comment down?

+113019 Reply

Palindromes_Are_Fun Palindromes_Are_Fun

In response to “Who the **** is the anon that voted every...

MUAHAHAHA: race-car. that is all.

+52419 Reply

etsrujtyjktkyukyuk

OMG, THIS MAN HAS UNUSUALLY HIGH ARCHES, IS ANYONE HERE AN ORTHOPEDIST?!

02424 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “OMG, THIS MAN HAS UNUSUALLY HIGH ARCHES, IS...

That could also call for a podiatrist depending on what arches you're talking about... (wary)

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TheycallmeStan TheycallmeStan

In response to “That could also call for a podiatrist...

My husband had to go to a podiatrist for something years ago and the guy kept insisting he was an "orthopedic surgeon".

"hi, I'm your orthoptic surgeon."
"as your orthopedic surgeon..."
"being an orthopedic surgeon, I'd like to see you..."

That's really what stuck with me I guess when making this comment. He was a podiatrist but I think he used the phrase "orthoptic surgeon" eight times in the half hour we were there.

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Anonymous

List of medical specialties I'd never go
into: urology, gastro, proctology, gynecology, dentistry, cardiology, and oncology.I think all of these are disgusting except cardiology and oncology. Cardiology because I think the heart is the most boring ever. Oncology because I could never handle telling someone they have cancer.

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perverted16boy.

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