HAHA! The think and it flipped the thing! SO ADORABLE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This one time I was in a play and during one of the scenes I had to turn around and kick a chair over in anger. Now this wasn't hard to do by any stretch of the word and I had pulled it off numerous times, but then one performance something horrible happened. There I was, infront of an audience of my peers, mentally preparing myself to spin around and kick the hell out of that chair. The time came and I turned, foot positioned, I swung hard and fast at the chair ready for the loud thunk as my foot connected with the wood. But it never came, to my horror the chair had been positioned wrong and I had miscalculated. Instead of the sweet imbrace of wood on foot I was met with the cool mockery of thin air. My momentum carried me and before I knew it I was flat on stage trying in vain to justify missing the kick, the "fish in a barrel" if you will. Needless to say it was embarrasing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As embarrassing as it was to spell "embarrassing" wrong?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not quite, but almost.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I threw it on tha GROUND

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Consider it often these days, but no...I haven't flipped a table yet...

by Anonymous 11 years ago