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There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened all the walking sticks blind people use, amirite?

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Or, crazy idea, put the trash in garbage cans in the first place?

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TheBlindMan TheBlindMan

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Literally just lol'd.

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ken_z ken_z

In response to “Literally just lol'd.

I metaphorically lol'd.

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DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “I metaphorically lol'd.

"when he opened his mouth, a river of happiness and joy flowed out from it. this river sounded like a wounded dog" .
. That's the best metaphorical laughter I got...

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TheShamWowGuy TheShamWowGuy

In response to “"when he opened his mouth, a river of...

"This river sounded like a wounded dog" is a simile (cool)

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Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “"This river sounded __like__ a wounded...

Yes but the river itself was a metaphor! ... I'm (cool)-er

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TheShamWowGuy TheShamWowGuy

And then poked random people in the eyes to make them blind.

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boxtop

In response to “And then poked random people in the eyes to...

Only the people that have eyes on their ankles.... (wary)

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “Only the people that have eyes on their...

like Count Olaf from a series of Unfortunate Events!

yeah, i don't know how I remembered that

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “like Count Olaf from a series of Unfortunate...

Damn. I was gonna say that (angry)

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RunThePacific RunThePacific

In response to “Only the people that have eyes on their...

I think JROG means to blind people so that there can be more picked up litter, but I've been wrong before.

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Vepix Vepix

And a lot more blind people, which would cause there to be less trash, which would cause more people to be blind, the world would become quite the clean and non-seeing place.

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youwho

In response to “And a lot more blind people, which would...

And no-one sees the spotless streets...

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TristantheGreat

And the ends of the canes of the elderly.

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AlwysSnnynCali AlwysSnnynCali

In response to “And the ends of the canes of the elderly.

Then they would fall but ok

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Anonymous

In response to “Then they would fall but ok

Technically, it would make more sense to sharpen the cane instead of the stick that blind people use.. Old people actually lean on their cane so it'd be more efficient in actually picking up the litter. Blind people just use their sticks for guidance instead of support.

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Boufaka Boufaka

In response to “Technically, it would make more sense to...

A pointed end is not going to provide much support for anyone who needs a cane. They lean on the cane, then they fall. Now the only thing getting picked up is people, not trash. That's common sense, why would you think other wise.

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Anonymous

Lot less toes, too.

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Thatguyinyourcloset

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Slight decrease in dogs, as well.

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Kashish Kashish

In response to “Slight decrease in dogs, as well.

Chinese/Korean Shiskabobs! (yum)

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TinyNinja TinyNinja

In response to “Chinese/Korean Shiskabobs! (yum)

Chinese Shiskabobs*. (troll)

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Kashish Kashish

In response to “Chinese/Korean Shiskabobs! (yum)

i read that as shishkaboobs...

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mrow mrow

In response to “i read that as shishkaboobs...

Then the (yum) at the end would make even more sense.

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TinyNinja TinyNinja

Or, crazy idea, put the trash in garbage cans in the first place?

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TheBlindMan TheBlindMan

In response to “Or, crazy idea, put the trash in garbage cans...

Way to piss all over the fun, Blindey.

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Kalopsia Kalopsia

In response to “Way to piss all over the fun, Blindey.

It's hard to tell what's a toilet and what's not when you're blind.

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TheBlindMan TheBlindMan

In response to “It's hard to tell what's a toilet and what's...

That is possibly the best comeback one could've said in this situation.

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DavidSedano DavidSedano

In response to “That is possibly the best comeback one...

Mmm, yes.. rather shallow and pedantic.

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GrandMasterHibibu GrandMasterHibibu

I'm going to be my overly theoretical self and picture all the punctured pieces of litter gradually making its way up the stick until they reach the handle and the blind man feels them, wondering "What the hell is this?" and then feels all the way down the stick and shouts "WHAT BE THIS SORCERY?!"

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Whacka Whacka

I prefer seeing-cats, myself. http://ctrlv.in/56832

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Favvkes Favvkes

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and it takes care of all the dead birds and rodents on the side of the road!

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Favvkes Favvkes

or if we put brooms on the end

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affenhausen affenhausen

In response to “or if we put brooms on the end

Well, no. That wouldn't actually pick up any trash, it would just push it around.

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Rainboots Rainboots

and the walking stick ad above perfected it

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SpongepantsSquarebob

What if the walking stick picked up dog crap :&

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Pun_Coon

Clever statuses like these make my day!

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bojadada bojadada

I think you're on the wrong site.

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TheRaftsman TheRaftsman

Retarded is a technical term for mentally impaired. People don't like hearing it since it sounds so derogatory, but the only reason for that is because many gave it a bad reputation by using "retard" as an insult.

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Anonymous

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This is possibly the most delayed comment I've ever read.

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BlacklightsAndQueens BlacklightsAndQueens

Why not add those lint remover sticky sheets to their walking dog's paws too?

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Anonymous

There would be less chihuahuas, too. This idea is getting better and better.

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BlacklightsAndQueens BlacklightsAndQueens

And maybe a lot more cases of foot injuries xD

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ImMentlegen

The sale of steel-toed boots would skyrocket.

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TheSuperLur TheSuperLur

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