+58 If you were Spongebob, you would've killed yourself by now, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Squidward would've made more sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True, but think about it: works as a fry cook, has, like, 4 friends, can't drive. sucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True, but think about it: has 4 true friends, doesn't have to deal with fake ones, and the whole Bikini Bottom knows him! Besides there are episodes where everyone seems to love him. Wouldn't that be great? If everyone just loved you for who you are. By the way he has a bicycle, he is taking care of the environment, which, at least, I know I don't do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Taking care of the environment? Sometimes I make no sense, my apologies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good point, haha. I guess his life is just pretty average- at least he's not homeless?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Spongebob seems pretty happy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I recommend adding this to the Spongebob group.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be awesome to be spongebob. You could be a little high pitched fruitloop and no one would give a crap

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would have made more sense if it said, "If you were in Spongebob's position in life."

by Anonymous 12 years ago