It doesn't matter how many fish there are in the sea if you are stuck in a fishbowl, amirite?

It matters if you intend to escape from the bowl :-)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because that's simple...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah because when you are a fish you can break through glass or jump out of a bowl and magically land in water, not a 4 year olds table or a owner put you back in

by Anonymous 12 years ago

these people commenting are dumb. I appreciate this comment very much because i, being an aquarium owner know very well fish can easily escape their tank. Problem is, they usually die cause their gills collapse outside of water

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was meant in a metaphoric way! Fish = Men/Women . Bowl = Marriage . :P Escape the bowl = Getting the hell out of the marriage, to get to all the other fish!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you EVER seen Finding Nemo?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Make friends with the vintage scuba diver and make love in the sunken castle

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of the "Friend-Zone"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's like Saw 2 all over again!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): what did he see two of? two squids? two dos equis? two shark weeks? or did he see saw 2? SEESAW 2? THIS IS NOT A HORROR MOVIE, TIS A MOVIE ABOUT A PLAYGROUND.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But maybe a pelican will come, put you and your friend in it's mouth, (completely fail at being unnoticed) and fly away with you! Or...you could get into a plastic bag, and hop your way down to the ocean! My friends and I did that and hey, guess what...we're in a movie!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could go down the drain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I haven't found a drain in my fishbowl YET.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let me know when you do, maybe I could find one in my own.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm trying so hard, but it's almost impossible to check everywhere, you know? I've checked the entire bottom. However, when I start checking the sides, I'm just swimming there for hours! My fishbowl has SO many sides!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'll meet some other fish, after you are flushed down the toilet. I'm sure there are plenty down there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think there's a turtle and some loogies(lugies?idk) involved...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

pink floyd ftw

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And it's all because you touched the butt...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i like turtlez

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WAIT... everyone seems to be missing the point, WHO THE FUCK HATES CHOCOLATE CAKE? unless your lactose intolerant which would make sense

by Anonymous 12 years ago