+157 Though it may be suspicious to only have petroleum jelly and candles at the check-out line, saying "Don't worry, this is for pumpkin carving, not sodomy" makes it a lot worse. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...at risk of sounding stupid, why would you need petroleum jelly for pumpkin carving?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you put it on the places where you carved it will last for weeks without drying out or becoming a bug habitat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago