+690 What's with when you go to a restaurant and when they give you the bill its in a little book? Is it like the story of your meal? Once upon a time there were some really hungry people... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hehe :3 this made me giggle <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^^^^^^^^ditsy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/45531

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^^^^^^^irrelevant

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's a GIGGLE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's a DEMON.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's......your mom troll.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is one mad looking giggle. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah so a "GIGGLE" must be a term to describe a pyromanic baby. hmm It all makes sense now. (P.S: rewrote comment because for some reason it came out as two)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So, is that a 'no' on the threesome?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 people finish the story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

then they ate the waiter who is probably the author of the book.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ib4 someone finishes the story with a comment about something that makes no sense because they are trying to get loves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jerry Seinfeld is a genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then they died. The end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe they want us to take a hint about something...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you really don't like it, just ask for the audio recording. I heard the quality is excellent. Personally, I can't wait for the movie to come out, it's going to be so exciting! goo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It won't be as good as the book though! :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one liked these people because they never tipped their servers, so the servers would get back at the hungry people by spitting in their food or bringing them Merlot from '79 instead of '78 like they had requested.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bill: Lobster- $150 Marrow- $75 1 oz Steak- $200 "THE STORY OF US FEELS A LOT LIKE A TRAGEDY NOW, NOW NOOOOOWWW"- T. Swift<333

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My Wal*Mart has a tank of lobsters for sale by the meat counter. There's a sticker on it that says //the// //water// //should// //never// //be// //below// //this// //line// and every time I look the water is at least an inch below the line. To the lobsters it probably does seem like a tragedy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A simple specification leads to the chef's frustration leads to fallout. So many things that I wish I knew. Why did my waiter's smile seem so crude?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now we're sitting alone in a crowded room, and we're not speaking. And I'm dying to know, is the shrimp sitting well with you, 'cause it's killing meeeeee yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well there's not much to say. The scampi's not that great--look how mine turned out. And I'm pretty sure that this steak did not come from a cow. //Next// //course//

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Italics! Predictable chauncy is predictable

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chauncy would be the last user I'd call predictable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd predict to see Chauncy on nearly every POTD, and I'd predict right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll have you know my bill was actually a wonderful story of love, lust, and revenge. It won several medals too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...In the war?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, the poor thing died trying to save his squad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once upon a time there were some really hungry people. There were 5 people, to be exact. Those people were Jim, Tim, Bob, Joe, and Sukhdeep. Jim, Tim, Bob, and Joe were all supervisors at Dell. Sukhdeep was a tech center associate. The five buddies went to "Ching Ming's China food", they requested a booth when they got there. Everybody had been there before, except Sukhdeep. So everyone ordered their favorites, Sukhdeep was having trouble deciding though. So, everyone was done deciding what they were to order and everyone went on to help Sukhdeep decided on a dish. They all suggested their favorite dishes. Joe suggested the "Sesame Goat", this brought Sukhdeep into tears. It reminded him of his goat Raj back in India. Sukhdeep's sadness turned into anger, resulting in him flipping over the table and rushing out of the restaurant. The remaining four then ordered their food at a different table and enjoyed their night. The next day "Sukh" went back to India to live with his Goat. Jim became the general manager of Dell in Oklahoma, being transfered. Tim went on with his boring life. Joe was transferred to Alaska. Bob drank too much and died due to liver failure. The End.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People will do anything to be voted up these days.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yep. I posted a 1200 character story to be voted up on a site on the internet that affects my life in no way. It wasn't to lighten up people's moods or to make them laugh. Just for the votes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least you're honest about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sukhdeep <--- haha!!! Just me right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I wanted to watch Seinfeld, I wouldn't be on amirite.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well obviously. Why would you come here when you could go to site designed for watching old shows?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once Upon a time three friends went to go eat dinner. They each choose their own meals and talked while waiting for the food to arrive. When the food had finally arrived the three of them sat at the table realizing they were never given silverware. When a waiter passed by the table they asked for silverware and then their own waiter walked by the table asking if any of them needed anything they told him no as the first waiter brought their silverware.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This story sucks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is from Seinfeld.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We have established this. Twice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My bills always look like lists of foods and prices. That story sucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a retarded-ass post

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you're a retarded-ass post maker so suck it prick!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You seem upset, little kid

by Anonymous 12 years ago

somebody vote this up now!!! its currently at +666

by Anonymous 12 years ago