+358 All guys schould learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far away their princess is, they should go after her, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not if that dumb bitch keeps getting her dumb ass caught...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SCHOULD? *eye twitch*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

20 years and mario still hasnt gotten any...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If my princess was in another castle, I'll dump that cheating woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I wouldnt go for a chick so dumb that she keeps getting caught

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If your princess keeps getting "kidnapped" repeatedly by the same guy... the bitch is cheating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/652611 I'm not putting this here because I think you copied me or anything, it's just that I like how we as people can derive love some something as anti-personal as a video games

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All girls should learn from Mario Bros. Sit on your ass and wait for a guy with a mustache to come pick you up, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and the best lesson: eating mushrooms and flashing flowers makes you grow to twice your size and throw fireballs at turtles!

by Anonymous 12 years ago