+1,396 You should put all your single socks on match.com, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok fillwerrel. -_-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"i went on a date with a colorful sock the other day. He was just too spontaneous for me."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate to break it to you, honey, but he was probably kicking for the other team.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a button for that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah but that's too mainstream.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^^Biggest hipster of all time. He liked the universe before it was cool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lucifer was the biggest hipster of all time, he hated humans before it was cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bender was a wanna-be, he hated humans thousands of years later.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haters gonna hate...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be awkward for prejudice socks though. Imagin telling a tube sock you only date ankle socks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hey uhhh.. On your profile you looked a lot different.."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm the one on the left." "Oh. Who's your friend on the right?" "My mother, you bastard."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Oh damn.. What a MSILF." "The fuck dude, that's my mom!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looks like a washcloth, but pleases like a puppet. May have light to moderate semen stains.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"My last owner made me swallow. He never left a mess"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it is able to produce over 1 US pint (0.47 l) of perspiration per day.Socks help to absorb this sweat and draw it to areas where air can evaporate the perspiration. In cold environments, socks decrease the risk of frostbite. Its name is derived from the loose-fitting slipper, called a soccus in Latin, worn by Roman comic actors. The earliest known surviving pair of cloth socks. Dating from 300-500AD these were excavated from Oxyrhynchus on the Nile in Egypt. The split toes were designed for use with sandals. On display in the Victoria and Albert museum, reference 2085&A-1900. 12th-century cotton sock, found in Egypt. The knitter of this sock started work at the toe and then worked up towards the leg. The heel was made last and then attached to loops formed while knitting the leg. This practice allowed the heel to be easily replaced when it wore out. Socks have evolved over the centuries from the earliest models which were made from animal skins gathered up and tied around the ankles.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In human-computer interaction, cut and paste and copy and paste are related commands that offer a user-interface interaction technique for transferring text, data, files or objects from a source to a destination. Most ubiquitously, users require the ability to cut and paste sections of plain text. The cut command removes the selected data from its original position, while the copy command creates a duplicate; in both cases the selected data is placed in a clipboard. The data in the clipboard is later inserted in the position where the paste command is issued. Computer-based editing can involve very frequent use of cut-and-paste operations. Most software-suppliers provide several methods for performing such tasks, and this can involve (for example) key-combinations, pulldown menus, pop-up menus, or toolbar buttons. See, I can do it too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A comment is generally a verbal or written remark often related to an added piece of information, or an observation or statement. These are usually marked with an abbreviation, such as "obs." or "N.B.". The term "comment" may have different meanings depending on specific fields of usage. we should make a copy-paste club cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is amirite, not Wikipedia.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh man! Nothing gets by you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story, bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Grey knee-high. Catholic school student. Partner lost in gym locker. Likes mono-chromatic socks. " "Grey knee-high. Catholic school student. Partner lost in gym locker. Likes monochromatic socks." OMG I FOUND YOU, MY SOUL MATE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope, the other sock doesn't have a dash between mono and chromatic. It's not meant to be.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because they aren't the same doesn't mean they aren't soulmates.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically, all socks are solemates..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But what if they're homosocksual?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend's way too socksy to homosocksual

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm socksy and I know it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Surprise BUTTSOCKS!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My socks already get enough action. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once you go black, you never go back hello ...unless you get bleached

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some of my socks like being single and living up the bachelors life. I hear them chatting up all the new ladies that get put into the washing basket. Some socks just aren't meant to be tied down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

eharmony results in more marriages.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All these comments...could you all just put a sock in it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who would want to marry a sock?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A sock.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will be sad if after today, no one makes a legit profile for one of their unmatched socks on match.com....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"10 year old Christmas stocking. Another was never made; forever alone. Into any sock that comes along."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello there hello http://ctrlv.in/51280

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen this online before -.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

These are the funniest comments I've read on the POTD in a while.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tell your socks to avoid fap socks. They're just used-up cum dumpsters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

match.com: making the world a happier place two socks at a time

by Anonymous 12 years ago