+977 Gentlemen, for the next 2-3 weeks the best pick up line at any bar is, "What's Call of Duty?" You can thank me at the bachelor party. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I honestly think I'm the only guy in my school not playing it. I'm using the hard drive from my PS3 in my computer, and I can't find a Mac port of the game, and I have never fucking been able to get an emulator to work. Oh, and it costs...$70? I'm not gonna pay that for one day of missions then get yelled at by 12 year olds for "being fuckin retarted dude!" because I don't spend every waking moment playing some shitty video game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's m eleven year old brothers favorite game. Then these guys stole his information. You might find him I chat roulette now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which penis is his?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The little one...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It costs $60. Just saying. http://www.amazon.com/Call-Duty-Modern-Warfare-Xbox-360/dp/B00503E8S2

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you had friends, you wouldn't have to listen to the twelve year olds.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww, thanks. All my friends have the console built by Microsoft anyhow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, they have the good one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Works great at parties too!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You think the guys on this site are gentlemen.. That's so cute.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/4056

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'd like to make this toast and dedicate it to Pedo Cat! Without him, I never would've been able to lie to my wonderful fiancée all those years ago. Thank you."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Chauncy, I am going to quote you one of these days."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/45386

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How'd you get my picture?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I couldn't lie to them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me neither.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I could.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Get off your phone, I'm trying to watch the play.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Make me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IMPOSTER!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's not do this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're a liar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Another fail anon conversation..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Another fail Einstein comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chauncy, again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It wasn't Chauncy last time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't like using "fail" as an adjective, the same way I don't like saying "epic" and "totes mcgee" and "jelly".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There went my vocab.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why did you bring your computer to the theater?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On that note, one of the best ways to get some tail will be to show them Skyrim.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*orgasm* don't say sky *orgasm*....... The s word around me please

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you just have two consecutive orgasms? Wtf you takin?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Viagra :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait...What the heck is Call of Duty????? Woah, calm down ladies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What would you like on your sandwich? goo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Battlefield 3. troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(High Five)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read "butterfingers"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As you can see, Battlefield 3 is of God-tier

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would so marry him right on the spot. Loljk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the best girls are the gamers!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The OP is assuming that I am able to talk to girls. Silly OP.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/50284

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's strange because I'm watching that show right now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FIFA 12 is were its at.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

F-Females I-Ignored F-For A-Another 12 Months

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You just have to hope that the party whom the line is being used on knows what CoD is. Otherwise, you'll just get an "I don't know. What //is// Call of Duty?" Then you'll have to be careful not to get into some thirty-minute rant aboot how huge an impact the game has had on the gaming because chances are the girl will just leave after you've reached the five-minute mark, and you'll have already become so encompassed by such an ignorant remark that you won't even notice her departure until you finish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honestly, they keep on making a new crappy first person shooter video game like everyday. Games like Legend of Zelda and Sonic The Hedgehog and Mario were the games I grew up with. If I was a parent, I wouldn't want my kid to say he grew up with a game about killing people in a war. MAKE THOSE GOOD CREATIVE GAMES AGAIN, AND NOT CRAPPY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Preach.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...says a sword of epic proportions, which is on fire un

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could just buy Zelda and Mario because they still make new ones.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but dude… Ocarina of Time > Skyward Sword

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're still making games though. Why should an entire market miss out just so kids can play things that already exist?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://wii.ign.com/articles/121/1212220p1.html To quote this article, "The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is the greatest Zelda game ever created." Not that this is necessarily true, but how can you make a statement like that without having played the game? It's not like Mario games have gotten worse with time, either: NSMB and SMG2 are every bit as good as the original 2D games, and SMG2 is very possibly better. I'll admit that Sonic the Hedgehog has definitely gotten much worse recently, but it bothers me immensely when people act like games released during their childhoods are definitively better than any game that well come after them. Sorry for this douchey response though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well, I just don't like the new 3d Mario games and stuff, and I hate that too. But I just like the games even more because of childhood memories

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also, after seeing the reviews and trailers, I have to admit Skyward Sword looks pretty good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can objectively say that I like OoT more than TP without rosy retrospection. I didn't play OoT until I was a freshman in college. Is it still good? You bet your ass. However, the subject of your comment is Skyward Sword, which I have not played (has it even been released yet? I don't know.) Mario games have gotten better, I agree. However, I don't like how they made NSMB for the Wii. It feels like taking the easy way out (however, I do own that game and love it.) With Sonic the Hedgehog, I actually think that SA2B was the best one. I've heard good things about Sonic Colors and better things about Sonic Generations. Generations is actually on my birthday/Christmas list.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also enjoyed OoT more, but that had to do with the level of content for the game. On an emotional level, I thought TP was more affecting, but OoT had a lot more going on. Part of the reason I made the comment is because the user was saying OoT was better than Skyward Sword before the latter had even been released. NSMB Wii was one of my favorite Mario games in recent memory, truthfully. The level design wasn't that awesome, but I had so much fun playing multiplayer that it didn't matter. I've heard that both of those are decent, but all the same I've never been a big fan of Sonic, I found it too repetitive and almost boring.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've actually heard that multiplayer for NSMB Wii was painfully frustrating. I wouldn't know, though, because I've never played multiplayer on NSMB.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, here's the thing. "Creative" games don't sell as well as fun games. No major game developer will spend their time developing "creative" games.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But creative games are way more fun. Then again, one person I know who only plays COD for video games tried playing a Zelda game once, and told me it sucked because he couldn't through a door. I said to him, "Was it locked?" His response pretty much sums up my lack of faith in humanity. It was, unbelievably, "Yeah! So?" As such, a lot of people wouldn't find games where they have to do more than just 'shot'ut when it muves.'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, there is a reason for that. Video games are meant to be a way to relax and have fun rather than a way to challenge your mind. Besides, all of the puzzle-type games have all the answers online. When you know that at any moment you could go look up the answer, the game loses its appeal. Perhaps if game developers put the same budget into "creative" games as action games, they would compare in levels of fun for me. But that is not the case.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Call of Duty and other shooters aren't exactly relaxing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True, I guess that's the wrong adjective. Perhaps entertaining works better?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But it doesn't have to be "z0mg there's a dude fire!!!11!!one!" Don't get me wrong, I enjoy some shooters, but there are a lot more types of games than just the aforementioned jizz and shoot that are entertaining.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umm... what's a dude fire?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dude, fire

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's really all opinion. Some people like CoD, some don't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know that. I was discussing that in fact, I wasn't arguing that people didn't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I know. I was just throwing my two cents in there. Now I'm going to get them because I'm Jewish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like a plan.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, there's supposed to be a comma there. Anyways, I guess where we differ in game choice. Hearing a teammate shout "z0mg there's a dude fire!!!11!!one!" is pretty fucking entertaining. What matters, however, is that the majority side with me. I'm not saying that so it will make my opinion seem more legitimate, but that is the reason the high budget games are mostly shooters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know that. I'm not arguing against you, I'm simply stating my personal opinion. I enjoy some shooters. However, I also enjoy other games. That was my main point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ever heard of gonorrhea? Yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, that's some sort of STD... May I ask how this has anything to do with the argument?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

CoD has been proven to give you gonnorhea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So it's a CTD? Call of Duty Transmitted Disease?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oops. That was supposed to be a reply to Emperorerror's "what's a dude fire?" comment. My bad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some people like to relax by challenging their minds.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But most people don't. And game developers market towards the majority, not the minority.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, that's certainly the case (though any business also uses advertising to convince potential buyers that they want something). I kind of wish more people preferred creative, mind-challenging games so more of those would be developed, but then again I'm not willing to spend time and money on several different games.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Than get a puzzle book. PROBLEM SOLVED

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Key word: Games.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks for throwing some perspective in my face, God. I needed the reality check.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, LittleBigPlanet was on of the best creative and original video game ideas i've seen for a long time

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are definitely some creative games found on the Wii because parents don't want kids playing most of the action games. That being said, MW3 sold so many more copies already in the three days it has been out than Little Big Planet has ever sold. By the way, I own that game... Not a fan of it, or anything else that is played with Wii controllers, though... I'm a controller kind of guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.collegehumor.com/art...nwanted/page:5 Don't get me wrong, COD sucks...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wouldn't have a problem with my kids playing war video games, if I had any. I just don't like Call of Duty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a COD fan I hate to admit this, but COD is pretty much the same as any other war game in terms of mindlessness and violence. Why are other war games different?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hooked up my Super Nintendo last night and played some Yoshi's Island. :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sonic the Hedgehog.. love

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A Call of Duty is an alert, command, or summoning to a person which signifies that their services, typically in war, are needed at the present moment or soon thereafter. How would someone not know this, much less be turned on by it? IM SICK OF ALL THE NOOBS ON THIS SITE. GAAHHGHGH

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey troll :) I'm brooke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like Animal Crossing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

KK Slider is super sexy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi! I'm tommy, i'm 8 and I like firetrucks! They go fast!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not me cuz im a gamer grl <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Arkham City, on the other hand...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i don't get it :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls generally like guys who don't play video games much, so if you go up to ne and act like youdon't know about the current most popular game, thye will like you, if only by comparison.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OMG im not a gamer so this could work....hmmm interesting

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i don't get it :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If a girl isn't cool enough to play COD with me, she isn't cool enough to be dating me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's how you play Call of Booty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's Call of Duty...ladies?

by Anonymous 12 years ago