+279 There's something somewhat soothing about the sound of a vacuum cleaner vacuuming up little bits of things like rocks or crumbs, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Vacuums scare me. I had nightmares about vacuums as a child

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It makes me feel superior. "WHERE DO YOU CRUMBS THINK YOU'RE GOING? WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE BECAUSE I HAVE MY VACCUUM CLEANER AND IMMA SUCK YOU UP OFFA MY RUG AND THERE ISN'T A THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT." Well, I don't get that excited, but still...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:o I thought I was the only one. I just love the sound it makes for some reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's simply the sweet sound of satisfaction. you know, making sure your effort is actually worth it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're a woman aren't you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no?

by Anonymous 12 years ago