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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%... unless you're donating blood, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well you didn't say anything about rape, sooooooo.....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Of course it didn't. You definitely should put all of your effort into that!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then you give 110%.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You can't give other people's blood! Silly!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well you could, though it's not entirely legal. And I'm not sure they'll take it.
*Man walks in covered in blood stains carrying severed head*
Man: "So who do I give this blood to? Do I just leave it on the table?"
Doctor: "..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. I didn't even see the severed head section, I apologize."
by Anonymous12 years ago
110% is the most idiotic thing you can say. It's impossible to give more than 100%.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Says the dog with religious beliefs.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm not quite sure how that's even remotely relevant to my comment.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You said it was impossible to give more than %100 and I said it is impossible for a dog to hav religious beliefs.
Looking back on it, I really did stretch it there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Impossible to give more than 100% you say? Tell that to Prime Minister Putin, bro!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Exactly......I guess people can take it seriously if they want to.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How can that end badly? You're just giving it your all..
by Anonymous12 years ago
A person without blood is like Spongebob without water... He pretty much shrivels up and gets eaten by a bunch of seagulls. I would say that that is a bad ending.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd rather be eaten by seagulls than have my blood and end up being steamed alive like Vladimir Ladyzhensky. I'd say that's a worse ending, just me though.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Contradictingcomments.com
by Anonymous12 years ago
...may or may not have tried seeing if that was a website. Well done good sir, you have won.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey nurse you've filled quite a few bags there, and I'm starting to feel faint. Maybe we should st....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nobody brought up my song in years!!! Thank you!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Being a 100% donor would take away your boner... just sayin'
by Anonymous12 years ago
Would you believe me if I told I was too lightheaded to spell it right?
And I had a boner, the nurse was fuckin hot!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Doner? Is that like a donor with a hard-on?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Something to do with a sperm bank?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think donating blood is one of the best times to give 100%... Especially when I don't like you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This reminds me of a joke.
A man finds a bottle on the beach and opens it, releasing a genie who offers him three wishes, but with one catch. Every time he wishes for something every lawyer in the world will receive twice as much. The man thinks this over for a few moments, then smiles and nods.
For his first wish he wishes for a vast fortune, and every lawyer immediately has a fortune twice as fast. Then he wishes for a beautiful car, and every lawyer immediately has two. "You have one wish left," the genie tells him. The man grins. "You know, I've always wanted to donate blood."
by Anonymous12 years ago
That sounds terrible. Lawyers provide a much needed service to society.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That sounds terrible. You don't seem to have heard of jokes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I have not. Mind explaining what they are?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Funny giggly things with a license to be inappropriate. For further reference go look in a mirror. (<<<See that? That's a joke.)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm sorry. I don't understand. Could you please explain in another way?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Alright," says the genie, "but I'm not sure how to measure TWO bloods. Usually people donate blood a pint at a time. Is that what you meant?" The man looks perplexed by himself, and he responds disappointedly, "I guess so..." After the man's wish comes true, lawyers around the world are all accredited for their united effort to supply blood to those in need. Cures for diseases which were previously believed to be incurable are vaccinated, and the man who met the genie later goes home to his miserable, genie-less life. The end.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or trimming your toenails.
by Anonymous12 years ago
in b4 "or _____"
by Anonymous12 years ago
or _. Wait...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I try not to feed the trolls.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't really think you can inb4 something that already happened...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't think you can inb4 things that will not happen. I mean, I guess you COULD, but what would be the point?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not again!
With your infamous "troll face," too!
by Anonymous12 years ago
At least she's keeping it down with the cat pics. Respect for that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
NO!
Now you're interested her into starting again, hopefully she's gone blind and can't read this.
Yet I have no ideas how cats can relate to this post without getting extremely vulgar or abusive.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm sorry I had to do this, but:
http://ctrlv.in/51407
by Anonymous12 years ago
And then someone always proves me wrong, and then we spiral off topic onto babies eating crackers.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/51440
by Anonymous12 years ago
Calm yourself, I don't think her posting troll emoticons and cat pictures has any effect on your life...
http://ctrlv.in/51526
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didn't know Amirite needed its own bodyguard. I think she can speak up for herself.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know that, but last time, people kept ganging up on her. I think that if multiple people are allowed to dish on her for no good reason, then other people can stick up for her.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's not necessarily LIFE-ENDANGERING. That's probably painful, and you wouldn't gots no mo toes, but you'll live.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not if you bleed to death. See how it relates?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't see how a person might bleed to death from removing a toe nail.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You could lose some of that blood stuff if you rip off the skin thing that connects to your toenail thing to your foot thing... ten times. Didn't you ever go to Biology class?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I must not have gone to the right biology class.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You should NEVER give 100% in anything you do because then
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then what?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Do yourself a favour and make this a post before someone else does.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How was this POTD?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, you see, when a user and a post love each other, the user sticks his pointer into the Suggest For POTD button. Then the almighty Anthony delivers a POTD for everyone in the world to enjoy. Some are successful, some aren't. That's the beauty of it.
Technically, you should have said "How **is** this POTD?" because it's still POTD. Actually, you shouldn't have said anything at all because I can guarantee you that 0% of the amiriters give a shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I bet 100% of amiriters don't give any shits!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well apparently you do if you spent time commenting on this
by Anonymous12 years ago
Also, always think positive, unless your getting tested for HIV...
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you switch around the letters of this, you get:
hveeWart you do ni efli lwsaay giev 001 lneuss oyrue tnionadg bodol imeirat
Now we need to find someone who speaks alien to decode this...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Author of this post will probably be able to decode that for you http://amirite.net/145949
by Anonymous12 years ago
before i even clicked that link i knew what it was
by Anonymous12 years ago
Same. It's a classic
by Anonymous12 years ago
I decoded it! It says..."Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood, amirite?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
What would happen if you donated 100% of your sperm?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then you would be the luckiest mother fucker in the world.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fuckin' bitches with no worries
by Anonymous12 years ago
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
by Anonymous12 years ago
So that song is aboot the admonishment of contraceptives? Those Disney Imagineers need to get out more.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Imagineer that!
by Anonymous12 years ago
STI's
by Anonymous12 years ago
You'd be on Maury 12 months later
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe if you donate sperm to a camel!
...WHICH IS ILLEGAL IN MOST COUNTRIES!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Doesn't stop some people
by Anonymous12 years ago
same goes for money. wouldn't want to give out all of my money!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I would wanna give out all of your money.
by Anonymous12 years ago
...i'm watching you... 8|
by Anonymous12 years ago
Russians give it 140%.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In Russia, blood give you!
by Anonymous12 years ago
In Soviet Russia*
by Anonymous12 years ago
(giantlhat)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Two can play at this game!
Just kidding, only one can play at this game.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Solitaire?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hearts.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://myfacewhen.com/165/
How did you do that?!
by Anonymous12 years ago
You must have an amirite gold account to use this emoticon.
(giantlhat)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Success! Your reply revealed it to me!
(gianthat)
by Anonymous12 years ago
How do you get a gold account?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Crap! I meant (giantlhat)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Are all three of you the same anon?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I am not the one that asked about the gold account.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is a dumb POTD.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yoohs DUM!
by Anonymous12 years ago
While I do agree with you, there is no use commenting about it. Just deal with it and move on.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No use commenting about it? THIS IS A COMMENT SECTION. And it's meant for opinions.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My opinion is that commenting about it is useless. I didn't say you couldn't do it. I just said there was no use for it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
this post is stupid. how did it even become POTD?
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://youtu.be/RSf9aEETnvE
by Anonymous12 years ago
This joke is so old. It was funny maybe the first 10 times I heard it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, too bad over a thousand people disagree with you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
So? Am i not allowed to say what I think of the POTD anymore without someone acting like a dick about it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You can say whatever you'd like.
BUT I'd appreciate it if you were kinder next time, Mr. SoberlikeKesha.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your first reply was a pretty dickish response to a standard comment. feel justified in what I said. And it's Ms. Soberlikekesha to you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You are lacking observational skills Miss.
My good friend scloud22 said the first comment.
I made this post.
by Anonymous12 years ago
So? Am i not allowed to say what I think of your post without you acting like a dick about it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes. And only because copying somebody else is neither funny or cute.
by Anonymous12 years ago
WRONG!
The correct word you're looking for is 'adorable'
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shit makes me pass out even when I'm only giving like 1%
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