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Guys: You're really in touch with yourself. Especially at night. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
2-3 hours after school*
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey, let's try and keep this a G-rated site please :) there are kids here who don't need to here all of the sex jokes. I know you can think of other things to post:)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Uhhhhhm are you trolling?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not a sex joke. Just a masturbation joke and they'll find out one way or another so... BONERS, SEX, AND PENETRATION OF EVERY HOLE
by Anonymous12 years ago
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I do not like being censored
by Anonymous12 years ago
I threw it on the grouuuund.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Before signing up to this website, we have to read the terms and conditions (which state that you have to be at least 16 years of age), amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
This reminds me of Spongebob.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Keeping in touch with myself. At night!
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SEXIST RAGE ADSIHDAIDNEIDCASKNCDESICSNSAODIH
by Anonymous12 years ago
I sowwy. Most girls just don't like admitting that they touch themselves :P
by Anonymous12 years ago
Most girls are prudish twits then
by Anonymous12 years ago
From what I've heard from male friends (who don't seem to care to spare any details around me) it's more like:
"Especially at night. And when I wake up. And in the shower. And whenever anybody leaves the house." But maybe they're just extra horny
by Anonymous12 years ago
No thats pretty average :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm more in touch with my feminine side.... so I tend to touch my girl friend instead.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You lucky bastard
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh I'm sorry. I can touch you too if you'd like
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was hoping your girlfriend...but I'll settle for you.
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