+530 It's annoying when you're telling an extremely long story, and someone overhears the last part of it and says "what happened?" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I woke up two weeks ago and it was a very silent morning. As I was getting up, I see the shadow of a little girl entering my room. When my eyes had adjusted, she stepped into the light with blood all over her face and completely black eyes. She reeked of death and, as she came closer, I understood that she had turned into a zombie. The little girl had leaped toward me, but my cat like reflexes took over, and I dodged her and locked the door after exiting my room. I quickly ran outside to yell for help, but it was apparent that the zombies were already taking over. All around me I saw fire, houses destroyed, blood, and cars crashing. I go back inside and change into some clothes that I conveniantly left in the living room the night before. I hop on my skateboard and grab a stick on the ground for protection. I rode down the block without getting attacked, but suddenly a crazy man with a shotgun grabs me, throws me to the ground, and shoots a zombie that had appeared behind a dumpster across the street. This man said nothing but 'Watch your ass' and walked away. Two hours later, the army entered the scene and killed every zombie they had seen." "Wait. What?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago