+556 The weirdest shit comes out of your mouth when you're trying to entertain a baby, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mostly just tell them Hi and they are entertained.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You fucking baby whisperer. Whispering to allege baby's and shit, making them entertained

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All the ^

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I first read this I thought you meant actualy shit coming out of your mouth and I was really confused. Heh...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least the shit isn't coming out of the baby's mouth. THAT'd be something to worry aboot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, they have that nasty spit up stuff. That's pretty close to shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Half the time I entertain myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I "chugguh". ... Chugguhchugguhchugguh. Its like the funniest joke in the world to him. He's probably just laughing at me though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE SCREWDRIVER AREN'T YA? WHO'S AN ADORABLE BMW, YOU ARE! YOU ARE! The sad thing is that I've said both of these things before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago