+168 When you found out about sex, all your preconceived notions of where babies came from went out the window, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to think couples were handed a baby after they got married. Like someone would literally just walk up and hand them a newborn after the ceremony.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought that if a couple really wanted a baby it kind of just happened but the bump was part of a thing to prove the couple really wanted the baby.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I learned from Dennis the Menace that they came out of the woman's belly button but unfortunately the movie didn't explain how the woman became pregnant... at least not that I remember.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Babies don't come out the ass? Yes. I am a guy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to think that when people got married God would put a baby inside the woman I was way off wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to think women got pregnant from kissing. Like you could kiss anything and get pregnant with a half human, half whatever it was baby.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to think that babies were products you get in a shop, and that they were packaged in really small glass bottles that the dad would insert into the mom's ear as some sort of present. Don't even ask me what gave me this idea.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't even know how to deal with this information.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to think that women got pregnant by kissing, but only after they got married and the priest used magical priest powers to make it able to happen.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Since both my parents work in the medical field, I was very well educated in how babies came out of moms. But since they are also conservative Catholics, I thought married people had to pray until God would make them pregnant.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When my dad was pregnant with my youngest sister, I was about six, and he told me they were building a slide in my stepmothers stomach that the baby would slide out of, through the belly button. Quality parenting right there.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh, cool. My dad was never pregnant before.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to think the mom ate special pills to make her pregnant and they had to cut open her tummy to get the baby out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I noticed in books and movies how the parents say 'we've //decided// to have a baby', so I assumed the parents would sit around a table discussing it, and when they've decided, the woman magically becomes pregnant.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I watched WAY too much animal planet to not know what was up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago