People become extremely violent around cute things: "You're so cute I could just eat you up! Yes I could, I could just bake you into a pie, serve you with whipped cream, and EAT YOU UP!", amirite?

+544 People become extremely violent around cute things: "You're so cute I could just eat you up! Yes I could, I could just bake you into a pie, serve you with whipped cream, and EAT YOU UP!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

nom NOM SEXY PEOPLE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is the second nom always super aggressive?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

because

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I could just shoot you in the head three times, skin you, chop you up into equal sections and serve you with barbeque sauce! Yes I could! Yes I could!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You forgot to mention gutting/disemboweling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like people get hungry around cute things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You make me feel like I'm starving. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are so cute, I want to punch you in the face.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel this way around cats

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"OMG I could just eat you butt" - My cousin around my 1 year old nephew

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Future freak...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was little, I took the things people said to me literally. My aunt Debbie always wondered why I never wanted to go near her...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would KILL for a cute little thing like you. I just need to PINCH you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom's friend said she wanted to bite my baby sister in the cheek.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everyone has an innate desire to be cannibals as a survival mechanism according to my AP Psychology class anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't even see how this is relevant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People say that to children, son.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to put you in a cupcake yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always wanna squish stuff if its really cute. Like "omggggggg that puppy is so cute i wanna squish it!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever I see my friends dog, I say something along the lines of "you're so cute! I'm gonna take you, and barbecue you, and cook you up reaaaaal nice, and chop you up, and eat you in a burrito!!!" And the dog just wags its tail lookin all cute waiting for me to pet him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!" - Agnes idk if it really fits, but death could be violent...

by Anonymous 12 years ago