+559 sometimes it takes you til halfway through your story to realize that its not even funny and by that point everyone's looking at you weird and you just don't know what to do, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Story of my life

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I JUST KEEP GOING AND THEN ADD A PUNCHLINE AT THE END.cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...and then I found five dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

usually these end with "and yeah..." if they are nice, they don't look at me like an idiot haha... :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*que nervous laughter* ha ha haha "You had to be there to see it"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Oh er, just off to the toilet, I'll tell you later....'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where are you from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just say "and then everybody died. Every single one."

by Anonymous 12 years ago