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When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
this was born to be POTD
by Anonymous12 years ago
I guess it was. I think you should use your psychic powers for evil, with your powers and my neurotoxin we could be the king and queen of this site
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/55614
by Anonymous12 years ago
or melon...ade?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Where are all the hooters girls with big boobs? I just see flat-cheated midgets in my area...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm not a midget, but I was cheated out of my flat. Damn yanks...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know! I mean, first of all, you have an apartment with way too high rent so you say screw this, I'm not gonna give the 1% my hard earned cash. But then you realize your flat is England and there is no Wall Street to occupy so you're just regular homeless, not protester homeless.
by Anonymous12 years ago
So what you're saying is... the rent is too damn high!
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, I'm saying I'm too damn high to pay the rent.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hardy har har.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How pitiful.... A simple typo turns into something corny....
by Anonymous12 years ago
You on your period or something? Geez.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just because I don't find corny jokes funny I must be bleeding? Well, if you must know, my period ended Christmas, so I'm not back on yet. Thanks for your concern.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm pretty sure that was a rhetorical question.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm pretty sure I was being a smartass....
by Anonymous12 years ago
And when life doesn't give you melons, the doctor is always there to help.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or you're a dude...
by Anonymous12 years ago
That is also a possibility, but...
http://ctrlv.in/55619
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I'm puking so hard right now
Is it weird that I masturbated to this? :$
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes
by Anonymous12 years ago
And when life gives you lemons, you just serve part-time at Boston Pizza.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What about fucking Tiger Woods, or becoming an A-list actress, or getting corrective surgery, or working in porn, or any combination of these? It isn't fair to limit them this way.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A- list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods
by Anonymous12 years ago
A-list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods as a straight-shooting black plastic surgeon struggling to overcome oppression in a hospital dominated by the white old boys club and their wives with abnormally large breasts. Tiger has to break down racial barriers with his charisma, charm, and intelligence. And his big black cock.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you're into that
by Anonymous12 years ago
not in my house http://ctrlv.in/55608
by Anonymous12 years ago
When life doesn't give you melons, you end up running track.
by Anonymous12 years ago
or being a dancer. Not the exotic kind but the ones in leotards.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or running with no rack.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't know what meme I should post on my own POTD. Fuck :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/55616
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually,
http://ctrlv.in/54805
by Anonymous12 years ago
See! I knew I could help!
by Anonymous12 years ago
When life gives you melons you you also get a pimp.
by Anonymous12 years ago
pump*
...to pump the melons.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And when life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It would probably suck if life only gave you clementines. But not actual clementines. That would be awesome.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When life gives you watermelons, come see me
by Anonymous12 years ago
When life gives lemons, give them back and ask for cookies.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When life gives Ed, give that man some head.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your father must be disappointed in you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When life gives you one leg, work at IHOP, amirite?
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