As the Ace of Hearts was set aside, the Two of Hearts wept. "Oh, my love, we shall meet again!" The Ace of Hearts gave a quick smile before glancing off into the sunset.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Frightened at the four stacks and what they had conformed to, all the cards jumped around running from they're racists stacks. No longer were the red and black separated. All the whole the joker brothers stared with envy. Plotting to kill them all the next time the deck was shuffled. For they knee if they hid amongst the reds and blacks they would ruin the next game by off setting the number of cards

by Anonymous 12 years ago

While*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*their

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hippopotamus*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*asterisk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"The two of clubs had never had sex with another male before. Oddly stimulating. He didn't know how this came about honestly, all he remembered last was having a cold shower and then ace walking in." Real quote from fanfiction.net

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Real quote from fanfiction.net" From how many different fanfics?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fanfiction.net/s/3780081/1/Clubs_and_Spades Just that one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be almost as interesting as a tetris fanfiction. Which does exist, by the way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pong fanfiction. Now thats the way to go.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Absolutely nothing beats Jesus X Hitler fanfiction. Or that one I read a while ago about how Jesus goes to Hogwarts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dumbledore/Mrs Norris fanfiction. Most disgusting this I've ever read, except perhaps the 'Clubs and Spades' one that I just wasted 40 seconds of my life skimming over.

by Anonymous 12 years ago