+1,330 You were born too late to explore new lands. You were born too early to explore space. You were born on time to explore the internet, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Memebase

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Noun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

PornHub!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

GayPornHub!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know something even gayer than that... Bing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know something much gayer than that!... ...Okay, you called my bluff.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Afroromance.com!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Youporn!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lemonparty!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

mylazysundays.com !

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait for at least a few days before you copy from Memebase.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You have to let the article ferment so we get that robust flavor that we are looking for.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would you wait until no one is talking about it... that's like watching the new epic film two years after it came out... it will no longer be exciting talking about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honestly, be original.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Said after multiple comments had previously stated it was from a different source.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The best of all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

feels bad man

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IF YOU'RE GONNA STEAL FROM OTHER WEBSITES, GIVE CREDIT. Holy shit..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

/credit memebsae

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like where I'm going in life right now, but if I lived a few centuries earlier I could've been an explorer and died happy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Orr you could have been a slave and died poor and alone from some simple sickness that you could get a cure for in this day and age.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And even if you did manage to live a long life, you'd still be dead before 50.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sucks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Huh?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm well aware of the kinds of conditions people lived in a few centuries ago, I was just stating what my ideal life course would've been back then. I think you took me just a bit too literally.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

O ok

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I'm an Internet Explorer, so...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pssh, you're an Internet Explorer? I go on fucking Safaris.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I only go on Safaris for porn. When I'm looking for music, my Fire Fox sniffs out tracks for me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looking for music? Lame. Sometimes when I'm looking for a sleek metal online, I Google Chrome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, please. Allow me. http://tinyurl.com/yg7uvor

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh please Chrome is overrated... Chromium is where it's at. C-c-c-c-combo breaker

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I listen to music, I prefer Opera troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't have a joke, but there's also Ice Weasel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It stopped being funny here

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was born in time to have Google explore te Internet for me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

POTD fail. Well, the actual post is a fail. I love the saying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about cyberspace? troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Augh, I was gonna say that angry Stop raping the POTD doggy-style with comments! troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who needs to walk on the moon when you can browse the Internet?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pfft. AMERICANS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's still hope. http://top-10-list.org/2010/10/17/top-10-unexplored-earth-places/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One day I'll tell my grandchildren about a time when the internet was uncensored and users roamed free within its borders like majestic lions across the grasslands. I'll tell them how we had to type things out instead of using the neural links implanted in our brain stems, how we had to scroll down through dozens of menus, both ways, with a stalled connection to find what we wanted, and I'll remind them that children these days are so ungrateful. I'll tell them how we had programs that connect you to another user across the world and let you talk about your different experiences, and when they ask me if I ever saw anyone's dick between the philosophical debates I'll laugh and find a clever way to avoid answering, because the elderly are entitled to their secrets. I'll complain about my carpel tunnel and advanced arthritis in both thumbs, and at thanksgiving I'll remind them to be thankful for mind upload text. I'll keep my dear old friend, my laptop, on a shelf beside the grandfather clock, where it will gather dust because it's been broken for years and the parts are no longer made, and the children will stare at it in wonder and marvel, "The screen really does fold up!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your grand kids response, "What's a lion?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your response made me want to read the whole post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

AND? What do you think?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Still haven't read it :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh okay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read every sentence, because it was interesting and funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So beautiful :')

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew you posted this before I read your name cause it was a long story and you have a thing for those /i'macreep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Saying that a lot of people on this site are 16-23 I don't see how we were born to early to explore space when they had already sent people to space before some of us were born

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think OP means going to other planets, galaxies, etc. I wouldn't exactly count going up to the space station as exploring space, and we sent a grand total of 12 people to the moon almost 40 years ago. Woop de doo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to go with the general trend here and call out the repost. Hmm. Here it goes. DAMN YOU OP AND YOUR CONVALUTED WAYS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The fact i can't explore space makes me sad :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The fact I can't explore you makes me sad :<

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WAIT A SECOND YOU GUYS... I think this was on Memebase.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP ...I do believe the very first comment says Memebase. What could that possibly mean?!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fear the time when our grandchildren want us to tell them stories about our adolescence and childhood... "So yeah, that whole summer pretty much I just commented and read on amirite.net. Oh my god, what a great website that was." "You didn't hang out with anyone?" "What? I hanged out with the internet, that's how it was done back in the 2010s, you see."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is bullshit. This post has multiple people saying it's from memebase, yet it's not made anon. But my POTD gets anon'd. That's fucking stupid. /angry bitching

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Want a brownie?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's mod discretion; if you have a problem with it, confront a mod

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Psh, who needs real life exploring when we have Minecraft?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is from Memebase, actually...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll explore your internet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thanks:)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

anytime :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess you can call me Internet Explorer AOL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eww POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We're not too late to explore Skyrim.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys im so OCD right now, someone yeah you are this so that it can be 1000 yeahs

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The internet has Google Earth, thus allowing me to explore far off lands, and the internet is often called cyberspace, so in that context, exploring it is actually exploring space. Beat the system, best generation to be born in!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Poor Kid. Posted Anonymously.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It wasn't originally posted anonymously, it was changed to be so by a mod because the post is stolen from memebase.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is from Memebase...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://xkcd.com/802_large/

by Anonymous 12 years ago