+655 Your girlfriend does this really annoying thing where she doesnt exist, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My girlfriend is really into role play... Once a month for about a week, she likes to dress up like herself and act like a complete bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bo Burnham!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...could be.. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well its similar, you did it a little differently

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I'm not good with direct quotes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is the first post that has made me laugh out loud in days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My boyfriend is even worse, he doesn't even know we are dating yet! I mean, WTF?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

maybe you should have wrote "pretended we arn't dating yet?" idk the logic just seemed a little off :P STILL FUNNY NONETHELESS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, i totally hate when she does that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She exists... She's just been pretending to be my ex for the past two years.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I consider my hand my girlfriend so in some ways, she does exist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's a girlfriend? http://ctrlv.in/46413

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll go cry now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She's in another castle

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? Is there any other cliche you could have used?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OMG my boyfriend does the same thing!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apparently the right person will come along if I give them some time. I think she got run over by a bus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

9gag?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*boyfriend

by Anonymous 12 years ago

existence is not a real predicate

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't have a right to be correcting people on things if you can't even capitalize the first letter of a sentence and end it with a period. Also, it's a joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know! I've tried to talk to her about it but she's such a bad listener, sometimes it just feels like I'm talking to myself :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Id forgive her for doing it.. if I could find her :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That Bitch!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I <3 u op, you have made my day

by Anonymous 12 years ago