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Your girlfriend does this really annoying thing where she doesnt exist, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
My girlfriend is really into role play... Once a month for about a week, she likes to dress up like herself and act like a complete bitch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Bo Burnham!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
...could be..
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well its similar, you did it a little differently
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, I'm not good with direct quotes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is the first post that has made me laugh out loud in days.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My boyfriend is even worse, he doesn't even know we are dating yet! I mean, WTF?
by Anonymous12 years ago
maybe you should have wrote "pretended we arn't dating yet?"
idk the logic just seemed a little off :P
STILL FUNNY NONETHELESS.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, i totally hate when she does that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
She exists... She's just been pretending to be my ex for the past two years.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I consider my hand my girlfriend so in some ways, she does exist.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What's a girlfriend?
http://ctrlv.in/46413
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'll go cry now
by Anonymous12 years ago
She's in another castle
by Anonymous12 years ago
Really? Is there any other cliche you could have used?
by Anonymous12 years ago
OMG my boyfriend does the same thing!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Apparently the right person will come along if I give them some time. I think she got run over by a bus.
by Anonymous12 years ago
9gag?
by Anonymous12 years ago
*boyfriend
by Anonymous12 years ago
existence is not a real predicate
by Anonymous12 years ago
You don't have a right to be correcting people on things if you can't even capitalize the first letter of a sentence and end it with a period. Also, it's a joke.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know! I've tried to talk to her about it but she's such a bad listener, sometimes it just feels like I'm talking to myself :(
by Anonymous12 years ago
Id forgive her for doing it.. if I could find her :/
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