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The reindeer don't want to do their job, they have been forced into sleighvery, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe they will sleigh their unjust master in attempt at freedom!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Qaddafi Claus!
by Anonymous12 years ago
only if it behooves them
by Anonymous12 years ago
I will sleighve them!
I'm sorry, I try way too hard, don't I?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless it's Rudolph, who desperately wanted to guide Santa's sleigh.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's called Stockho-ho-holm Syndrome!
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Santa!! Can I guide the sleigh this year??"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT CHANGE RUDOLPH, IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING EVERY YEAR"
"...so is that a yes??"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Santa's mommy needs to wash his mouth out with soap O.O
by Anonymous12 years ago
"..b-but I have a red nose! It will light the way!"
"DAMNIT RUDOLPH I'LL JUST TAPE A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT TO THE REINDEERS' NOSES."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Kash can do his corny reindeer puns without criticism now.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If he does, I'll sleigh him.
by Anonymous12 years ago
5 up votes... PEOPLE RECONIZE ME OMFG IN FAMOUS.
And also, What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?
He takes an elk-a-seltzer.
Which reindeer was known for his bad manners?
Rude-olph.
Why are Santa's reindeer always wet?
Because they are rain deer.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Kash, somebody already posted the first joke. But it's still punny, and you're still very super famous.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Curse my laziness to not read the previous comments.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I shall teach you the ways of reading all the comments before you comment.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sleighvery is so wrong. The good new though is that they've been escaping through the Underground Elfroad..
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'll tell you, this pun just sleighed me.
instantrimshot.com
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sleighvery? What could be worse than pulling an old school sleigh with a fat man in it around the world?
by Anonymous12 years ago
TWO BUBBLES!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Doing it without legs
by Anonymous12 years ago
oooh! oooooh! my turn! http://ctrlv.in/53685
by Anonymous12 years ago
if only it were a cat
by Anonymous12 years ago
I got yo back, favvkes.
http://ctrlv.in/53696
by Anonymous12 years ago
What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?
He takes an elk-a-seltzer.
Hehe...
by Anonymous12 years ago
What do they call a reindeer with no eyes in the south?
No idear.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Those reindeer better watch out, they better not cry
Or Santa is gonna whip their asses
by Anonymous12 years ago
Reindeer AND donkeys? When will the animal cruelty end?
by Anonymous12 years ago
could you call it reindentured servitude?
...I dunno
by Anonymous12 years ago
Run over me again and I will cut a bitch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's terrible! Someone should help them! No pun intended.
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