+392 Committing suicide is a 6 step process. Step 1: Find a cliff... now take 5 more steps, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if the cliff you find is more than five steps away?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well then the process just got longer and that's god's way of telling you to not kill yourself

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lay down and roll, it will be considered one step. Stop rolling when you're 4 steps away, and continue the process.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I actually liked the whole "don't commit suicide in this case" thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm really just trying to help society. We're way overpopulated, if all the whiny mopey emo people just killed themselves, population problem solved!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or maybe you could invest in "Stop Having so Many Babies" Propaganda.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That takes a lot more time and effort.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're going to be a smartass at least make it funny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and on the way down DO A TRIPLE BACKFLIP!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No...DO A BARREL ROLL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Repeat steps 2-5 if necessary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have found the Grand canyon I need to take steps about 750km long to reach my destination

by Anonymous 12 years ago