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Committing suicide is a 6 step process. Step 1: Find a cliff... now take 5 more steps, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
What if the cliff you find is more than five steps away?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well then the process just got longer and that's god's way of telling you to not kill yourself
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lay down and roll, it will be considered one step. Stop rolling when you're 4 steps away, and continue the process.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I actually liked the whole "don't commit suicide in this case" thing
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm really just trying to help society. We're way overpopulated, if all the whiny mopey emo people just killed themselves, population problem solved!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
or maybe you could invest in "Stop Having so Many Babies" Propaganda.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That takes a lot more time and effort.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you're going to be a smartass at least make it funny
by Anonymous12 years ago
and on the way down DO A TRIPLE BACKFLIP!
by Anonymous12 years ago
No...DO A BARREL ROLL
by Anonymous12 years ago
Repeat steps 2-5 if necessary
by Anonymous12 years ago
I have found the Grand canyon
I need to take steps about 750km long to reach my destination
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