Forget your alarm clock, the real reason you get out of bed in the morning is your bladder, amirite?

+298 Forget your alarm clock, the real reason you get out of bed in the morning is your bladder, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FOOD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every day I wake up at the same time, about an hour before my alarm goes off, because I have to pee like a fucking racehorse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If only bladders had a snooze button.

by Anonymous 12 years ago