+261 There are three types of people who sit next to you on airplanes. The obnoxious ones, the quiet ones who keep to themselves, and the people who you end up sharing your life story with, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

dont forget the fat ones, who take up their whole seat and half of yours!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How did I forget that one? I once sat next to a guy who actually was forced to pay extra to move to first class because he didn't fit in the normal seats.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats an insult hahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know. He was threatening to sue and everything. Not that I'm complaining. He was fat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's kinda silly they were complaining. If you take up one more seat, which someone else could be sitting in, then the airlines aren't just gonna lose money by allowing you to have it it makes sense to charge extra. I don't know if they would actually lose money, but it still makes sense. Let's say the cost of flying will be represented by x. Then for every additional chair you use, they'll charge y. Then let's say number or extra chairs will be represented by z. x+(yz) seems pretty fair to me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wouldnt it be X = YZ?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, x is the initial cost of flying and you add on the price of extra chairs.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh, I understand now.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Really... We're doing math about peoples fatness?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lord voldemort...why were you on a plane you can apparate anywhere!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like airplane food.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder which one I'll get. *crosses fingers and starts whisper chant the quiet one, the quiet one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about the mother with the crying baby?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think that fits in with obnoxious.

by Anonymous 11 years ago