+608 It's ironic that A list celebrities spend a lot of their time trying not to be noticed so they can just live their lives, but I bet one of the places they really wish they could get noticed would be while driving. You can just imagine a big SUV with neon signs on the side that say 'Attention, this is Brad Pitt. I shit thee not, the real Brad Pitt. Do not cut me off again and please let me in the damn turning lane.', amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I only favorted this because of the fantastic wording.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how do you favort things? I must know this witchcraft.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd tell you, but the wizards of the darkest depths of Amirite have forbidden me to share their secrets with mortals.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I'm your mom's Boyfriend! surely you can tell me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll tell you about the magic as soon as you tell my dad about yourself, buddy boy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Um.. uhm... uh.. To the time macne!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what I thought.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I shit thee not" hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Suggested for POTD y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same here

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same here. Just 3 minutes ago.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

:O Someone must really respect my wishes!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or at the coffee shop. "Okay, guys! It's me, Chad Michael Murray, and I need a fucking latte fast!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How about we just forget about the "latte fast" bit?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But celebrities don't drive! They all have private jets.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Note to self, add some sort of emoticon or people will not catch that you're joking.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I SEE what you did there... Lol You see what i did there? NO! You didn't! Cuz you're fucking BLIND!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You are the reason they have to yell while they drive blind guy. And yes, they fly EVERYWHERE.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Okay this is like way too long for my drunken brain to understand I just saw Brad Pitt and I guess I approve haaaaa

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Some people send bad texts or bad pictures when they're drunk. Others...others write bad comments on Amirite.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Writing bad comments on the internet is a lot better than sending texts to people who actually know me, I don't really care.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, I never said one was worse than the other. And why did I not get a notification from your reply? hmm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

awwww drunk sawah <3

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm not too sure, but oh my god my head. That was a bad idea. Hey Allie <3

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wouldn't that be worse? People would be honking their horns and trying to crowd around the celebrity's car.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Actualy, people would probably try to cut the celebrity off or bump into his or her car just to meet him or her. My teacher almost crashed into Natalie Portman once on accident. He didn't know who she was at the time, but apparently she's nice... People would try to do that just to get a glimpse.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm so happy this finally got POTD. This has been one of my favorite posts of all time.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

For a person who's a non celebrity, this is nice. Imagine if you did rear end Brad Pitt. Awesome story, and proof since you would probably have to get pictures of the damage, and his insurance.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and if your car got a dent, you could have him sign it!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh god oh god oh god my first post of the day. Umm I'd like to thank my mom and dad who always believed in me. My brother and sister who always pushed me to be my best, everyone who is just so great to me. Gosh I'm tearing up, you are all so wonderful, thank you so much. And a special thanks to our lord and savior... Anthony! Who really made this possible. Thank you again, good bye

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just imagine how awful traffic would be though. Instead of not moving for twenty minutes you might be stuck in stand-still traffic for hours

by Anonymous 11 years ago