+276 If you were a Wal-Mart greeter, you would offer one of those smiley face stickers to everyone who came through, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope, those are my puffy smile stickers, but if I was a Walmart greeter, I would hate my job and throw rollback smiley guy volleyballs at people's faces... Yes, Walmart sells those.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to have one lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember the transition from "a kid who gets stickers" and "a kid who doesn't" My little innocent heart was crushed from my sticker-less visit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope... because if you're constantly running out of them, they'll probably accuse you of stealing it and fire you and imprison you for life

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually I think they kill you on the spot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a wal mart employee, I would say no. You'd run out really quickly, and while you're giving stickers to kids, other impatient customers would be complaining about the 7 second wait to get a cart, or have their return processed etc. tl:dr wal mart customers are bitches

by Anonymous 12 years ago