+71 Think about a situation. Now, ask yourself if that situation would be better with a duck. The answer to that question is yes, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then ask yourself a side question. Should this duck have a top hat? Yes. Always yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then ponder this. Should this duck have a monocle and cane? Absolutely.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Should this duck also speak? And have an accent? I say hell yeah!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What about an epic ninja fight, where I am about to finish off the enemy? The last thing I would want him to do is duck. Just saying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sex

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Should the duck be posing in front of a camera?

by Anonymous 11 years ago