+299 It would absolutely suck if there was a tell-tale sign of you masturbating recently i.e. different colored eyes, or a raspy voice, or something else obvious, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hairy palms?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think touching your genitals is a pretty clear sign.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I could make fun of my friends and watch them squirm as they frantically try to hide the signs

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It wouldn't be too bad for guys because guys aren't as self-conscious about people knowing they masturbate as girls. If anything, guys would make fun of the guys without these tell-tale signs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Johnny, I can tell you've been masturbating again!" "What, how?" "There's fucking jizz everywhere. Clean it up."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But, then wouldn't you also be able to tell if someone had been having sex recently?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The tell-tell sign of singing "I Just Had Sex" with Akon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd just have to masturbate every night so no one could tell the difference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not like that's a change in my routine....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But that means you do it ONLY once a day!!! :O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And who says that? :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago