+322 When you text someone and they don't respond it's because they OBVIOUSLY got so excited you texted them, they fainted, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love this! It made my day :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why no one texts me back. They are so excited!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Super original man..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I swear this is like the fifth time I've seen this on the home page. It's also the fifth time I have thought it isn't funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Always my go-to explanation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago