+298 They really shouldn't use the term "we're expecting" when referring to pregnancy because it makes it sound like there's more than one option. It's like "Yeah we're expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry, it was just that funny! http://ctrlv.in/67575

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://dating.failblog.org/2011/12/27/dating-fails-knowing-velociraptor-preggers/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where have I seen this before?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

comedians, then countless other websites cause screw originality right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend actually told me this earlier... I didn't know she stole it :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, you know, that they're expecting the baby to be born healthy and without complication, but they may not get a baby at all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, "Well, we're expecting a velociraptor, but we might get a baby" Just imagine saying that to the little old lady asking about your pregnancy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It could be a miscarriage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a velociraptor miscarriage. That would suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about a grizzly bear? (Yes, I saw that somewhere, I just can't remember where)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a bear-o-dactyl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes it's true. I once hooked up with a grizzly bear. We made love under the sea, in outer space, everywhere. Yes,that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin bear-o-dactyl who might just ptero-you a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How else do you explain the birth of Kim Jonghyun?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sure haven't ever seen this before!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*rubs forehead twice*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can everyone just stop with the reposts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago