No, he's dead, duh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That´s why he is in a coffin, duh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He sleeps in coffins. Besides, when he was killed, he crumbled to dust. I'd like to see a pile of dust cry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you just discover Twilight or something?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? I was just thinking about how Twilight affected people's thoughts on vampires and how Dracula use to epitomize being a vampire. How is that related to me not knowing about Twilight, which I unfortunately have known about?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was referring to the fact that, while it's a completly relevant post, it's a little out of date seeing as the Twilight fad has been out for a while..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's never too late to make fun of twilight

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe the expression is "rolling in his grave."

by Anonymous 12 years ago