-331 Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well....Where else would turd come out from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU

by Anonymous 12 years ago

.....attractive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's actually just much longer. And you're eating through your vagina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you ever had a turd the size of a water melon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, I've had McDonalds before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Has anyone given birth to a baby shaped like a watermelon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never really thought of that. But yes, that's true. It's just as amazing that we can withdraw all the nutrients from something and then get rid of it, as making more of ourselves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha you literally compared yourself to a piece of shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can turds //think//?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But pregnant woman don't do anything to make their have the ability to think. It just happens through science. They put as much effort into making their fetus be able to think as the amount of effort they put to poop a turd.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Tis true. People take some sentimental idea to giving birth, but the majority of all animals do it. It's nothing special at all, and it's no miracle that you survived giving birth, considering just walking outside in a lightning storm can kill you, or cooking with a stove.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree with you that childbirth is no miracle, but I don't think it should be equated with shitting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have any of your poops been as cute and wonderful as a baby?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Penis goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you eat, you're going to to poop. That's a given. If you have sex, pregnancy is not a given. A lot of factors have to be right such as timing and fertility. Mutations can occur, miscarriages, the fertilized egg could implant in the oviducts instead and the mother could die. So many things can go wrong making a healthy birth somewhat of a small miracle. Pooping should be compared to sweating or something besides pregnancy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But there's also factors of how much water you drink, and how long you hold in a shit, which can lead to constipation or diarrhea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess, but that's more in your control. I can see birth as a miracle, but with poop...I just can't see it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never really saw either as a miracle to be honest.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to tell my future kids this while I'm tucking them in at night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago