+365 This sounds familiar: Parents: "Can we use your computer for a minute?" Me: (Wipes internet history, deletes bookmarks, changes passwords, changes desktop wallpaper, encrypts all folders, installs internet explorer, opens it up at Google) Me: "Yeah, sure, here you go.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I literally JUST saw this on tumblr. /suspicion

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, my mom doesn´t even know //how// to use internet history and doesn't even notice bookmarks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine is pretty technologically illiterate, but I see her literally combing through the internet history on our PC after my brother and I get off. Well, it's only occasional, but still.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. Well, even if mine knew how to do that, I don´t watch any porno or do any secretive stuff, so I´m fine in any case y. I don´t know what //you// all do...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We don't watch porn, but she is convinced my brother does drugs. Even though we both have solid evidence that he doesn't. And as for me, she hates when I go on an amirite? post that is remotely inappropriate. Like a sexual reference, or something like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She READS your posts? Now that´s a problem. Good thing my mom doesn´t know English, either. y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lucky bitch. I wish i could say the same.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom hates that sorta thing too. She's all convinced that all of these people saying inappropriate things is my fault.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mother is the most narrowminded and stupid person on the planet. I was on the suicide post on the homepage, and now she thinks i want to kill myself. Even my aunt and uncle want to take us in because our parents kind of suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, it's always hard with parents. /: explaining to them doesn't work either, because now you're talking back? It's really dumb. I hope you figure something out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For now, the plan is to put up with them for the next four years, move out, and never come back. ...okay, that was harsh. Ill visit and stuff. But still.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha, fair enough. Things will work themselves out in the end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My parents are extremely concerned about my innocence, but in a weird way. They're fine with me watching The Big Bang theory, which is full of "inappropriate" stuff, and yet I can't even watch R rated and some PG13 movies, at home, with them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Definitely funny, but unoriginal post is unoriginal :(.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Naa at my house it goes like this. Parents: can we use your Mac? Me: no. End of story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha yea my parents use internet explorer and i don't have anything on there so it works out pretty well, but i just delete my chrome/firefox history just incase.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My parents will randomly yell HANDS UP and take whatever electronic device I'm using and see what I'm up to.

by Anonymous 11 years ago