+1,183 Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not if you use cheap fake wood... not recommended, by the way; it melts...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder if that's how trees talk about other trees with fake bark. "ah dude.. Look at her bark. Looks so fake. I'd still pop her cherry tree though."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Nah, look at those knots in her bark; total slut."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"and look at those brown spots on her leaves. She's diseased bro, bad idea."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thank this entire group for lifting my spirits! your conversation, though short, was/is beautiful

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have said either his brother if it was the same type of tree, or his cousin if it were a different type of tree. I think steel and trees would be friends. So if you had a house made of steel supported by trees, then the tree would be lifting his friend's dead body.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you're reading too deeply into analogies involving trees...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

..Where the fuck did steel come from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

probably from ores

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I came up with steel because they can both be used as building materials, but they're not as closely related as different types of trees.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolwut Steel? Why not unicorns? That'd be just as relevant here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I'm pretty sure my cousins are the same species as me. Also, we don't know if the tree is male.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The trees could just as easily be enemies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would not go in a treehouse that was being held by his enemy. Could be a little dangerous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh god, it's like Hagrid

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 //Weekend at Bernie's//

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is soooo //Weekend at Bernie's//

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think they usually put those in tiger cages, though. And if you know a zoo that does you should probably call the authorities.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that was fast.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's really a memorial, tree beard holding up the corpses of his fallen comrades.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was a kid I found my dad's hatchets. I chopped down about a hundred small trees and just left them on the ground. Then I laughed maniacally.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, but did you lie about it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah.. my father knew and didn't care because I did it way back in the woods where nobody could see... and they weren't cherry trees.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As long as they weren't cherry trees, he can lie about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When making a tree, Im assuming the woods dont all come from the same tree, so then the tree could be holding up dismembered parts of his relatives

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'd like to be a tree"- Fluttershy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So really... We are playing inside of a corpse. Swweeeeeet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago