+64 There are three methods to opening a snack bag. The "right" way where you pull the bag from the right and left side. The "impatient" way where you accidentally tear it down the middle and then the "neat freak" way where you use scissors/knife, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

or when you sit on it and it pops open

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds crummy.. see what I did there?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I eat the bag without opening it. The stomach acid dissolves the bag, opening it inside me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Don't be upset..you set yourself up for this one.) *clears throat* WATCH OUT, WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's also the 'childish' way, where you squeeze it until it pops open.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I forgot about that one... ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago