-85 Penis's should have grooves and points like keys, and vagina's should have like, key hole shapes. It would make it so much easier to find your soul mate. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just fuck every girl you meet until your dick fits properly? Wat. And imagine trying to jack off. You'd break your dick after a couple of tries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This would probably work to the advantage of female sluts. If some one asked them why they were hoeing around, they could say "I'm just looking for my soul mate"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That'll be fixed in version 2.0. But it'll look fucking gross, and they'll release a patch to fix the ugliness in version 2.4.1.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if you didn't have sex for a while, your penis would get all rusty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was funny :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

8u=w> -->)&(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Hey, I like you!" "Aww I like you too" "Do we fit?" "OKay, lets try......" "uh, no, I don't fit. sorry" Oh oops!" Nevermind."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

to bad theyd be keycards now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sounds painful

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Circumcisions would be a bitch

by Anonymous 12 years ago

good thing i'm a master lockpick

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me laugh my ass off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago