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The key to life is realizing it’s not locked. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well some of it is. And that's where the keys come in.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You should probably lock it ... i mean, with all the crime nowadays.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The whole way through this I was thinking you were talking about a chastity belt...
Not quite sure why.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The key to life is realizing that life cannot be unlocked by a key anyways even if it were locked.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not if your lock picking is level 100
by Anonymous12 years ago
But then what does the key open up?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your chastity belt?
by Anonymous12 years ago
The key to life is balance. Especially if you're on a ledge
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ugh, puns, puns and more puns. Also, not to ruin the post, but a lot of people don't have the freedoms that most of us here enjoy, and are in a way "locked" into a substandard quality of life
by Anonymous12 years ago
If amirite had a post ruiners anonymous group, today's meeting would start with "I'm Joe_Larson and I ruin posts."
Then everyone would say hi and eat stale donuts and drink really bad coffee..
by Anonymous12 years ago
We should colonize Amirite. Those with accounts and those without.
Those with accounts are the hierarchy, and those without accounts are abused and mistreated by those with accounts.
And the party would be called the "Anonymous Labor Party."
by Anonymous12 years ago
They'll threaten to recruit everyone not under the legal age to be on amirite
by Anonymous12 years ago
But the man in the beard told me the key was pickles...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Did he pull his penis out afterward?
Because that wasn't a pickle.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Erm...no but why's everyone against pickles?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Because they look like peepees..?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's a terrible reason to not like it...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless you were raped by a pickle.. Or a penis.
Then it's a little more legit.
Yes?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Idk how we got here...but I don't like it.lol
by Anonymous12 years ago
Idk, I'm having a pretty good time...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I see
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hear.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Did he now?
by Anonymous12 years ago
He did
by Anonymous12 years ago
42
by Anonymous12 years ago
K cool story bro time:
I was in Math Class and we asked our teacher what the meaning of life was.
He said Math.
Later on we realized:
M is the **13**th letter.
A is the **1**st letter.
T is the **20**th letter.
H is the **8**th letter.
13+1+20+8
=42
:|
by Anonymous12 years ago
tl; dr
Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You didn't read it, and yet you managed conclude it is a cool story (bro)?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Trying to use two unfunny internet terms at once doesn't exactly work out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Duuude I love your creativity!
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is sarcasm, isn't it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
nnoooo not at all.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Another good one, sir!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wait....what?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Going off of Earthworm Jim's comment up there (and not really in the context of the post), everyone's life really is argueably locked into their paradigm, or their way of interpreting reality. It doesn't have to be locked in a negative connotation, but everyone has a specific way in which they see the world, which in a sense defines and encompasses, or "locks" their life.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't recall saying anything like this...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Balls. I meant Joe_Larson. Now that I think about it, it's not really that related to his either, but I got the idea from there.
http://amirite.net/690855/1658227
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm a fan of balls, yes..
It related more to his than any of mine.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're a naughty little worm aren't you?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
LOL at this post. OP is a true comedic genius!
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's deep.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Too vague.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought it was to fuck bitches and get money. I sure hope not, though. I do neither of the two.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The key to life is to be steamed and well buttered, especially if your livin like Larry
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