+126 Guys: Having a python in your pants could be either really good or really bad, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry, but I fail to see any benefit in having an enormous reptile, capable of crushing you to death, anywhere near your nether region.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... It refers to the enormity of your penis. It's a metaphor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know. I was just being a smart ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Metaphorically: good thing. Literally: bad thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let me tell you, it's a good thing... until you get a spontaneous boner in public

by Anonymous 12 years ago