Don't even joke about a thing like that!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone sure is sensitive over demonstratives!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know of one that is...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not what OP means by "blacked out".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SOPA Stop Our Porn Addicts

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ACTA Ask to clitoris again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Act to Censor Tits and Asses

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Assholes, cunts, titties, all gone. Penises in pussies, all gone. Shit, our porn, all gone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ACTAG, PIPAG, and SOPAG...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Notice how they all rhyme with fag..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also gag for those into S&M.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/61091

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Favvkes, this would be the correct post to put pictures of pussies on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can take away my Facebook... my Twitter... BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH PORNHUB

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not even the touch site?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heh heh. Touch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heh heh. Touches ma bouche.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have no idea why, but that reminded me of a joke. There was a little boy who asked his dad one day "Daddy, can I go in the shower with you?" To which his father replied "Yes son, but don't look up." So they got in the shower together, but of course the little shit looked up anyway. He then asked "Daddy, what's that!?" The Dad replies "Son, that's just my snake." They both exited the shower, but the little boy was curious now, so he asked him mother, "Mummy, can I go in the shower with you?" The mother replied "Yes baby, but don't look up." So they got in the shower and the kid of course looks up and says "Mummy! Whats that?" "Oh darling, that's just my bush!" "But what about those two big things above it!?" "Ummm... well, you see... those are my headlights!" The mother exclaimed. They got out of the shower and the little boy went off to bed, but that night he had a nightmare. So he crept into his parents room and said "Mum, Dad... can I sleep in here tonight?" They replied "Yes dear, just don't look under the covers." So the boy climbed in and of coarse looks under the covers and screams, "MUMMY! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDY'S SNAKE IS ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO YOUR BUSH!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I told this to all the other kids in grade four, it was like supplying them with porn. Yeah, I was a pretty bad ass 10 year old

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What an asshole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

._. I know someone who spread that exact joke in exactly 4th grade...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was she hot as all hell? Then it proabably wasn't me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They were having sex while their kid was sitting between them..that's totally normal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Plus, I was ten. It didn't matter if it was unrealistic, it was a dirty joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That just means touch my mouth. . .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, it does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pornhub's not even that good, there's a lot of better free sites. Like Spankwire, for instance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's all good. I'm a teenage boy with no discernible women skills. You don't think I have a secret porn stash somewhere?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not "secret" if you put the stash on display next to your computer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bitch please. My stash is in my computer and strategically placed around my house. I have my ways with porn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean THIS stash? http://ctrlv.in/61098

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH MY GOD YOU FOUND IT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd better pay the ransom we asked ya for if ya know what's good for ya, see?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck paying for shit. I'm Jewish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just want someone to balance my check book!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll do it. For twenty bucks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I only shot one ten-point buck all year! How am I supposed to get the other nineteen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/61092

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not obvious bra is not obvious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you could see the nipples thru the bra

by Anonymous 12 years ago

o Should've just linked real censored porn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who the fuck uses internet explorer to watch porn?! Fuckery indeed . . .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SOPA WAS DROPPED!! Why does nobody seem to know this?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well the post was made a long time ago. There's still ACTA though, which is worse. Way worse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eleven days is a "long time ago"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SSSHHHHHHHHH

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it is in amiriteland get cho facts straight

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually eleven days in amiriteland is 220 minutes, as amiriteland is the amirite minecraft server. You get yo facts straight

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I made the post in the middle of all the hype, before it was dropped.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I understand that much, thank you. I just don't see how ELEVEN days is a long time. The idea of eleven days being a "long time" sounds very telling of the source of the idea's age.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apologies :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SOPA and PIPA are just postponed. http://www.infowars.com/sopa-and-pipa-fully-alive-and-a-new-bill-joins-them/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think politicians care about porn sites, don't most of them get their "entertainment" from bathroom stalls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everyone who wouldn't be able to watch porn would be outraged and protest SOPA.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yah I understood that, The joke I was trying to make was about how some politicians get caught having sex in bathrooms so it would mean they wouldn't need porn. I understand everyone else would be upset.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, my bad f or being an ass then haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called "bring back the porn!" -Dr Cox

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sign the petition against ACTA here http://www.avaaz.org/en/eu_save_the_internet/?fp

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They'd have to black out forever, though. Once you go black, you never go back.

by Anonymous 12 years ago